Going to the gym, though it sounds like any ordinary task, is actually something of an emotional rollercoaster. That is, if you're like me, and actually sort of hate working out, but do it anyway.
1. I'm being so productive.
2. Alright which machine is open.
3. I mean which machine that I don't hate.
4. Not the treadmill.
5. Please anything other than the treadmill.
6. Oh thank God someone got off an elliptical.
7. Now just pick a playlist.
8. Taylor Swift please keep me motivated.
9. So far so good.
10. This is actually super easy.
11. Should it be easy?
12. Am I going fast enough?
13. What resistance is the person next to me going at?
14. I'm just gonna take a peak over.
15. Oh and she saw me looking.
16. Now I have to go harder.
17. Okay still not too bad.
18. I'm so tough.
19. I am persistence embodied.
20. How has it only been 8 minutes?
21. Why does this take so long?
22. Why am I doing this?
23. I hate working out.
24. Oh my God I hate this so much.
25. Make it end.
26. When are endorphins supposed to happen?
27. Endorphins don't exist.
28. I could quit right now and go get ice cream.
29. Or fries.
30. Or pizza.
31. No.
32. I can do this.
33. I can make it at least 30 minutes.
34. If I can make it through an 8:30 class I can make it through this.
35. I'm doing it!
36. I need water.
37. Oh sweet nectar of the Gods!
38. I AM A CHAMPION.
39. Aaaand time.
40. I did it.
41. I am free.
42. I am the physical embodiment of fitness.
43. Health is a lifestyle.
44. I am ready to take on the world!
45. I'm getting cheese fries.