I can not begin to decide which candidate I would rather vote for in this upcoming election. Both are equally terrible in different ways. Here are things that I would rather do than vote:

1. Be a British person who voted to remain in the EU.

2. Get a mother load of cats even though I'm a dog person.

3. Only be able to listen to the pandora commercials.

4. Eat cruciferous vegetables only.

We know how well that worked out with Sheldon Cooper.

5. My only concert I would ever go to is Nickleback.

And be super proud of it.

6. Be a part of the music video "Too Many Cooks".

7. Only be able to have the first version of an iPhone.

8. Use Microsoft 7 for the rest of my life.

9. Have a K-Mart only to shop from.

10. Travel by a Reliant Robin Only.

How bad can I three wheeled car be?

11. Be surrounded by someone who is always off beat.

And loves to tap off beat.

12. Only have liquid lipsticks to apply makeup.

They are still queens.

13. When you need to call the doctor and only have the "please hold" line.

14. Think about giving birth.

Let's just get past the thinking before saying "giving birth".

15. When you go to buy a limited edition item online and your computer freezes.

16. Have an overwhelmingly opinionated southern mom pick out of a prom dress for you.

17. Only be picked up by awful pick-up lines.

"You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit it's face on the pavement."

18. Only source of news is conspiracy theories.

Isn't that the news anyways?

19. The only video game you are allowed to play is Superman (Nintendo 64).

20. Play monopoly with realtors and CEO's of companies.

21. Play Jenga with an engineer.

You would first hear them say "I'm an engineer" the whole time and then get beat to death.

22. Marry the first person you ever dated.

*shudders*

23. Have a limited amount of breadsticks at Olive Garden.

This one hurts my soul.

24. Only be able to drink the wine on clearance.

RIP to my liver.

25. Having to call an AC place to come fix your AC in the middle of summer and they never show up.

26. Having to slice your own bread.

This is 2016, come on.

27. Your first movie date ends up being "50 Shades of Grey".

Chaperoned by your mom.

28. Let my enemy create a tinder profile.

29. Bite down into a jaw breaker.

30. Come home late for curfew with the loudest security alarm.

31. Throw out my makeup.

Okay, this actually hurts my soul.

32. Imagine Olivia Pope without Fitzgerald Grant.

Actually let's not. #teamfitz

33. Have your hick uncle narrate your thoughts.

34. Be stuck on an Island with Jack Sparrow and there is no rum.

35. Have a Grey's Anatomy enthusiast perform surgery on me.

36. Have a dry socket for all four wisdom teeth.

37. Letting survival of the fittest determine your life years.

I'm pretty should I would be dead already.

38. Try to clean for Monica Geller.

39. End up with Red Forman as my step dad.

40. Get lost in maze with Jack Torrance from "The Shining".

41. Getting liquid eyeliner in my eye.

Any person who puts makeup knows how badly this hurts.

42. Share food.

43. Go out with a girl like Meegan.

Key and Peele anyone?

44. Get a bikini wax "just because".

45. Swim in "the Shallows".

From the bad to the worst, I would still rather than do any of these things than vote for Hillary or Trump.

November is going to be tough.