After six nominations, Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his well deserved Academy award on Sunday night. He is perhaps the greatest actor of our time, and the fact that he had not won an Oscar is a damn travesty. After he didn't win anything for "Titanic," everyone was like "Get 'em next year, young man!" Then when he didn't win for "The Aviator" or "The Departed" everyone was like "Wow, he got robbed!" And then he proceeded to not win for "Blood Diamond," "Shutter Island," "Inception," and "Django Unchained" and everyone was all "WTF?"

The only explanation is that when Leo was 21 years old an elderly witch must have cast a spell on him for 20 years of bad luck. And now, at the beautiful age of 41, that spell has been broken, shattered, and banished as Mr. DiCaprio stood upon that stage holding that little golden hardbody.

He won for "The Revenant."

He won for being him.

He won for all of us, and now, the world can finally return to normal.

1. Women and men will be paid the same amount.

2. All homeless animals now have homes.

3. "Dexter" gets a better ending.

4. Sony fires Dr. Luke.

5. Calories don't exist.

6. College is free!

7. Bernie Sanders becomes king.

8. Rose makes room for Jack.

9. Victims of sexual abuse get taken seriously.

10. "Seinfeld" gets a reboot.

11. Everyone stops eating animals!

12. Global warming is reversed.

13. Tupac is found alive.

14. Tupac releases new music.

15. Your grandmother stops asking why you don't have a boyfriend yet.

16. The LGBTQAI+ community is respected and given true equality.

17. Minimum wage is raised.

18. Everyone is nice to each other.

19. Your Facebook friends stop saying "All Lives Matter!"

20. The "Harry Potter" movies are as good as the books.

21. Transgender men and women stop getting murdered.

22. The Angels win the pennant.

23. We all just ignore Kanye West.

24. People stop slut-shaming.

25. Rooms clean themselves!

26. Everyone stops worrying about everyone else's appearance.

27. We can openly talk about fight club.

28. Police officers stop abusing their authority.

29. The working week is now three days, and starts at 11a.m.

30. "Pretty Little Liars" finally gives us some damn answers.

31. Cat calling becomes a crime.

32. The situation in Syria is resolved.

33. The end of "Mad Men" makes sense.

34. People stop getting offended all of the time.

35. You can finally quit your dead-end job.

36. The cure for cancer is discovered.

37. Steven Avery gets freed (I mean, I think this is a good thing, I don't know.)

38. A movie about a trans person played by a trans actor wins an award.

39. We all just admit that Smash Mouth knows how to write a hit.

40. Ted and Robin don't end up together.

41. Donald Trump gets caught in the rain. He short circuits, blows a fuse, and breaks down, revealing that he is, indeed, a robot.

42. Robots cannot run for president.

42. Leonardo DiCaprio runs for president.

Here's to you, President DiCaprio!