Your roommates. Not only the people you live with, but the people that know you best. Honestly, probably a little too well. They see every weird quirk, and odd mannerism you do and know all about the strange food you eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They know your bedroom is a total mess, or how you like to keep it freaky clean. And yet, they voluntarily live with you anyway.

1. "Who's shoes are these?"

2. "Can I borrow ______?"

3. "Will you go with me to the store?"

4. "Where have you been?"

5. "Where are you going?"

6. "What are you cooking for dinner?"

6. "Whatcha watching?"

7. "How was class?"

8. "Will you ride with me to ______?"

9. "What do you think of this outfit?"

10. "What are you doing today?:

11. "Was that you that just walked in?"

12. "Whose taco is in the fridge? Can I eat it?"

13. "Who ate my Taco?"

14. "Did you get my message?"

15. "Will you drive?"

16. "Want this? It doesn't fit me anymore."

17. "Do you have to go to the library tonight?"

18. "Is your boyfriend coming over later?"

19. "What's that smell?"

20. "What smells so good?"

21. "Can someone take out the trash?"

22. "Who's laundry is in the dryer?"

24. Are these dishes clean or dirty?

25. "Can you move your car?"

26. "Can I ride with you? I'm out of gas."

27. "Do ya'll hear that noise?"

28. "I vacuumed my room today."

29. "Tell your (insert family member) Happy Birthday."

30. "Is anyone home?"

31. "Which filter?"

32. "Can I have a bite of that?"

33. "Do you want to come to the gym with me?"

34. "Look at this bruise."

35. "Have you seen my jacket?"

36. "Have you seen my keys?"

37. "Will you call my phone?"

38. "Should I drop this class?"

39. "My mom's coming today."

40. "Will one of y'all drive me to class?"

41. "Alright, I'll see you later."

42. "Who's boxes in the kitchen?"

43. "Where did you get that top?"

44. "I miss you, come home."

45. "Thanks for living with me, I don't know who else would."