In my past four years at Lander University I have had now three different appartment but every time, I remain just as unorganized and unprepared. This time was hard, I've live in my last apartment for two years and it has seen a lot. Boyfriends come and go, a meet up spot before formals and a place for people to come and just vent all their problem. But that chapter is coming to a close.
It's the end of the semester and it's time to go home for the summer or move into your very own apartment. I promise you that you will think at least one, if not all, of my 40 top quotes from moving... with the help of the Park and Rec cast.
1. "What the heck?..."
2. "Where did all this stuff come from?"
3. "Did my cat get out?"
4. "Yeah, she's out... just roaming."
5. "Okay, I've loaded about 50 boxes.... how do I still have more to pack?"
6. "New rule, if I haven't touched it in 3 years I'm just throwing it away."
7. "How many clothes do I have?"
8. "Anything with tags still on is going to Goodwill."
9. "Except this.."
10. "OOOOooooo, I'll wear this to class tomorrow"
11. "Siri, what's the best way to set fire to a house without getting caught"
12. "I'm going to run out of trash bags"
13. "I know for a fact I wouldn't have bought this"
14. "Ok... this is heavier than I thought."
15. "Someone grab Chris" (My poster of Chris Pratt)
16. "I swear you drop him and I will end your life"
17. "How much is it to rent a van"
18."Scratch that, how much is it to hire movers"
19. "Does a plunger count as a house warming gift"
20. "If you know anyone who needs shampoo let me know"
22. "This is the stuff I never unpacked... I've lived here for 2.5 years"
23. "Why am I doing this to myself?"
24. "This is going to make me crazy"
25. "Nope, already crazy"
26. "Now my cat's in a wall"
27. "I might just leave her there for the next owners. jk... maybe.. no jk."
(PSA she is now happy and sleeping on my bed)
28. "I would do a lot more but the couch just attacked me in multiple ways and I'm in a lot of pain... but at least we got it out of the house"
29. "Why is UHAL so expensive"
30. "Will this couch fit in my car"
(I drive a Jeep Patriot)
31. "Alright, I guess we'll put it on top"
32. "I don't even have rope"
33. "Okay, we'll leave the couch on the car and run to Rite Aid"
34. "So many freaking cords"
35. "Maybe I am a hoarder"
36. "Lol, the first step is admitting you have a problem.."
37. "I wish I had a bigger car"
38. "Honestly, I'm just about to bride my friends with food or alcohol."
39. "Hey siri, what does a dislocated shoulder feel like?"
40. "This is actually really sad."
Thank you to all the people who helped me move out of old trappy. You are seriously appreciated and I'm so grateful that I could count on you. Here's to one more year here in Greenwood in a new place. Let's start making memories.