Because we've all been to Target and know the struggle of trying to enforce self-control and blowing our summer paychecks in one trip. There is never an in-between between fantasy and reality.
1. "I'm just going to look around! I'm not going to buy anything."
Reality:
2. "Maybe it will still be here next week — I'll just get it then!"
Reality:
3. "I can't find anything!"
Reality:
4. "I won't find any cute swim suits at Target."
Reality: