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37 Thoughts Everyone Has While Driving

Because driving is just a pain and a joyful ride at the same time.

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37 Thoughts Everyone Has While Driving
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Well, if you're over the age of sixteen, there is probably a really good chance that you have driven a car before, or at least sat in a car. Driving cannot only be a good time when the aux cord is handed off to the right person or the roads are clear, but driving can also be a pain when people don't really have a clue of what they're doing. True, there are a multitude of signs and changing speeds which can in turn make things complicated on the roadways, but all the same every driver has thought of something on this list.

1. Okay, hopefully this time I don't almost crash into something.

2. I'm surprised my friends continue to let me drive the carpool vehicle anymore.

3. WOW nice blinker dude!

4. YOU HAD SO MUCH TIME TO GO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

5. *passes Taco Bell* Ooh I kinda want a burrito.

6. No, you're better than this. You want a summer body.

7. Well, I also am hungry and want a burrito.

8. And driving is a lot of work...so Taco Bell it is. I deserve yummy food.

9. "Squeeze the lemon, don't squish the tomato."

10. Actually I just 100% ran that red light.

11. *Nervously checks surroundings for a cop* Whew, I'm in the clear.

12. CRAP I JUST PASSED A COP PLEASE DON'T PULL ME OVER I'M BROKE.

13. Oh just kidding, it's one of those old cars that look exactly like a cop car.

14. Who even wants to buy one of those anyway? They probably give everyone they pass a heart attack.

15. *slows down to stop at a light* Hope everyone likes my music choice of Justin Bieber's "Baby." And yes, I'm jamming so hard to it.

16. Oh no, that cute person just saw me rap to myself in my car.

17. Is trading numbers on the highway really a thing? Maybe I should try to redeem myself? Nah, I'm too far gone.

18. *talks to self*

19. *gives self life advice about my own life*

20. OK, I'm already going five miles per hour over the speed limit, riding my bumper WILL NOT make me go faster.

21. OH MY GOD this person is going three miles per hour UNDER the speed limit, let's go!!!

22. Why do I drive? It makes me so irritated.

23. Oh look another paycheck goes to gas!

24. *sings at the top of my lungs*

25. WHY ARE YOU BRAKING THERE IS NOBODY IN FRONT OF YOU?!

26. Ugh this seat belt is chafing my neck.

27. I am getting whiplash from stopping and going so much in this traffic.

28. WHY IS TRAFFIC A THING?

29. *trying to parallel park* I wonder how close I am to the curb...

30. *hits curb* Oh there it is. Now I remember why I don't try to do this.

31. I will never get out of this parking spot...I am accepting my death here now.

32. *sneezes while driving* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

33. Okay if you aren't going to go fast, SWITCH LANES.

34. GET OFF YOUR PHONE.

35. Nope. Stay in your lane actually.

36. Alright time to blaze outta here.

37. How do I even have my license???

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