1. The stress that is you experience when buying season football tickets.
2. When Penn State loses and you don’t get your free Dunkin.
3. Waiting to checkout at the bookstore in the beginning of the semester.
4. Falling asleep before the delivery guy shows up AND you already paid for the food.
5. Feeling like today may be the day you are going to get attacked by a squirrel.
6. When you magically spot a place to sit during lunch time but someone snags the seat before you can get to it.
7. Feeling personally victimized by the Willard Preacher.
8. Leaving for class on a rainy day and forgetting your umbrella.
9. Walking through Hub and being attacked by people handing out fliers.
10. Going into the library during Finals Week.
11.Trying to stay awake during class after a long night.
12. Blowing a selfie with the Nittany Lion.
*cries*
13. Waiting in line at Starbucks.
14. “Who do you know here?”
15. Going to a frat during Sylly Week.
16. Watching all of your 21-year-old friends go to the bars like...
17. Three words: Penn State winter.
18. Pulling an all-nighter.
19. When you run out of LionCash.
20. When someone takes your fracket.
21. Falling in love with at least 10 strangers as you walk to class.
22. The 15-20 minute walk to class.
This means I can skip cardio right??
23. Walking up Shortlidge like...
I CAN'T FEEL MY THIGHS.
24. Scheduling classes.
25. Trying to get your clicker in.
*Clicks answer eight times to make sure it went through*
26. When the final is cumulative.
27. Trying to find a date for a dated function.
28. When your professor starts randomally calling on people during class.
29. Seeing a Tinder match in public.
30. When you missed the email that class was cancelled so you show up to class anyway.
I COULD BE SLEEPING RIGHT NOW.
31. Trying to make it to your 8 a.m. like...
32. Having to come up with multiple costumes for "Halloweekend."
33. When you’re in a hurry and someone slow is in front of you.
34. Being more scared of being hit by a biker than a car.
35. The fact that Penn State is a Pepsi campus, so on the rare occasion that you do find a Coke, you’re like…