After coming to Mississippi State University as a freshman fall of 2017, I have some questions for Mississippi State. Most of these questions do have an actual answer, but its just here for comedic entertainment.
1. Why are there frats on sorority row?
2. Why is finding a study room so hard?
3. 929 coffee or strange brew coffee?
4. Why is old main still not on the campus map?
5. Why is the off-campus Chick-Fil-A so much better than the one in the union?
6. Do people actually nap in the chapel of memories?
7. Why do we have classes in a slaughterhouse?
8. Did somebody really get hit by a bus in front of fresh?
9. Why does Moe's not accept block meals?
10. Why does the perry look like Hogwarts?
11. How do people always get good parking spots?
12. Are normal squirrels as big as MSU squirrels?
13. Why are the campus cats so sweet?14. And why did MSU even think about getting rid of them?
15. Do 7 am classes really exist?
16. Does parking services have invisible cloaks?
17. Is the elephant walk actually practised?
18. Do frats actually hire a DJ or is it a frat member playing SoundCloud remixes?
19. Why is the woman's basketball team so badass?
20. Why is Pizza Hut always out of food?
21. What is that God-awful smell that sometimes creeps onto campus?
22. How do the transit buses get that hot during the summer?
23. Northside or Southside?
24.How is rice hall still standing?
25. Why does signing up for classes feel like the Hunger Games?
26. Can we add more tables to Strombolis?
27. Don't you hate it when the cookout and wendy's lines are in the middle of HW 12?
28. Fresh foods or the Perry?
29. Does anybody get gas at Strange Brew?
30. Why does there have to be a lockout fee?
31. Whatever happened to those parking dot things?
32. Why is commuter parking so bad and hard to get?
33. Do students go into Vowells or is that place just for locals?
34. Why are students so confident when walking on a walkway?
35. Why don't we have rentable golf carts around campus?
Mississippi State is a wonderful place and I absolutely love it here.