The beach is a magical place. For some, it's home. For others, it's the perfect vacation spot.
It doesn't matter which beaches we visit or which sands we choose to park our chairs and relax in, we all have the same 33 thoughts at some point during the day:
1. Wow, I missed this so much.
2. Dammit, why is the sand so hot?
3. These chairs are really heavy.
4. I can't wait to cool off in the ocean.
5. But, if I see any aquatic life (aka sharks or jellyfish), I'm leaving. Bye.
6. Seriously, though, there's been videos all over Facebook.
7. The beach life = no worries.
8. Until you hear a little kid scream and think a situation is about to unfold that is too similar to the opening scene of Jaws.
9. Oh wait, they're just laughing. Okay. Everything's okay.
10. Boy oh boy do I love margaritas.
11. I like sand, sand is squishy.
12. Honestly, I would hate to be the lifeguard in charge of this whole beach.
13. WHY ARE THOSE PEOPLE THAT FAR OUT????
14. The ocean is pretty perfect. I mean, holy cow.
15. The ocean is also MASSIVE. I feel so tiny.
16. Oh, hi pretty shell.
17. AH, SUNSCREEN IN MY EYES. HELP.
18. Okay. I need to cool off again.
19. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT??!
20. Oh. Seaweed. Whew.
21. Maybe if I swim with a bunch of people in front of me I won't get eaten by a shark or stung by a jellyfish or harmed in any way.
22. "Hey watch ou-" *gets crushed by a very strong wave*
23. Is my bathing suit still on?? Okay, we're good.
24. *waves stop developing for 4.5 seconds* Alright I don't like this. This is too calm. I'm nervous.
25. Wow, his/her body is perfect.
26. I hope that if these 15 helicopters flying over us see anything suspicious out there in the water, they would let us know ASAP.
27. I love watching these chunky sweet babies play in the sand.
28. And the puppies swim in the water.
29. I'm hungry. Pass the chips, please.
30. I never want to leave.
31. Yes. I'm finally tan again. And maybe a little burnt.
32. I love my friends/family.
33. I love the beach.
I could honestly go on forever, but I think this about sums it up.
Happy summer, y'all!