33 Things Overheard At Alabama's First Week Of Classes
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33 Things Overheard At Alabama's First Week Of Classes

"Yes, CVS does sell kegs."

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33 Things Overheard At Alabama's First Week Of Classes
Kat Nein

1. It Is so hot outside my boobs are sweating.

2. Dude, you can buy a keg at CVS.

3. Why did I go here?

4. Are any of these girls actually wearing pants...?

5. I'm gonna be late for class.

6. Why did I think an 8 a.m. was a good idea?

7. Should I sleep with him after our first date party?

8. My professor is so hot.

9. Today's fried Friday.

10. Where's the bio building?

11. Why do I need to take this class?

12. Did you hear that Lexi didn't get a BID for Phi Mu?

13. Lakeside is gross.

14. The water pressure sucks.

15. Someone set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 3 this morning.

16. Let's party tonight even though we have been the whole week.

17. I probably should pay attention.

18. I accidentally kicked the cute guy in my class and now he talks to me all the time.

19. I miss my dog.

20. I Facetime my dog every day

21. I'm going to go to the gym every day.

22. New year new me, right?

23. I hope Freshman 15 is a myth.

24, It's NOT.

25. I'm homesick.

26. I didn't eat breakfast because I don't know how to cook.

27. I forgot to pack my underwear with me before I left so I had to buy new ones

28. I didn't get any sleep last night, the beds here are so small.

29. I fell off of my bed last night and the fall was not fun.

30. I was so drunk I slept on the floor.

31. I have already missed 2 of my classes.

32. I am so ready for football season.

33. ROLL TIDE!

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