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31 Times Odyssey Rejects Was Totally Relatable

A Twitter Account listing satirical ideas for articles for Odyssey isn't always that off.

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31 Times Odyssey Rejects Was Totally Relatable
Odyssey Rejects

A Twitter Account surfaced earlier this year called Odyssey Rejects (@OdysseyRejects) that posts prompts to articles that wouldn't make the cut here on The Odyssey. However, looking through the account always makes myself and my co-writers laugh due to how silly some of them are. Without further ado, here are the top 31 Odyssey Reject topics.


1. Because some life experiences teach us about other ways of life.


2. Or teach us about our ancestors.


3. Or maybe our ancestor's ancestors.


4. Or transport us back in time.


5. Or that time we learned about how the other half lives.


6. Truly, how the other half lives.


7. And reminds us of that guy from our hometown.


8. And that other guy from our hometown.


9. Learning about other cultures.


10. And why our last relationship was more like a war zone rather than a relationship.


11. The utmost betrayal.


12. For every time we have been Gordo.


13. AND Kevin Jonas.


14. The time you were so embarrassed you wanted to crawl in a hole and die.


15. Because everyone has done AT LEAST one thing for the IG pic.


16. For every time we've been petty.



17. And all the times we wondered how we'll get to tell our kids we met their mom or dad.


18. When we were assaulted by FB Game Requests.


19. Because we've all low key googled "Is My S/O cheating on me with Bill Nye?"


20. Tell me 18 times Lil Wayne WASN'T kind of like my dad?


21. When your mom won't let you be your own person.


22. Knowing that the Starbucks barista honestly doesn't even TRY.


23. When you just really wanted to pet that dog.


24. Reading about it on the Internet and looking at my favorite celebs' outfits totally counts, right?


25. We all have our unpopular music opinion.


26. The time T-Pain spoke to a generation.


27. Every gym has at least one of these guys.


28. And you really don't need these people in your life.


29. But you DO need these girls in your life.


30. Sometimes the road rage just consumes you.


31. And at least once, our roommate has posted something about us that they just really need to delete their account for.


Remember, guys. It's so important to laugh at ourselves. Thank you @OdysseyRejects for reminding us of that and always brightening my day!

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