It’s the most wonderful time of the year, Bachelorette season time, that is. While Rachel Lindsey is elegant, poised, educated, and stunningly beautiful, let’s be real. We all know the majority of our attention wasn’t on Rachel’s glittery white dress, but on the 31 (kind of strange) men stepping out of the shining white limos.

1.Why hasn’t Chris Harrison been chosen to be the bachelor yet?

2.Oh great, another “this is the most dramatic season yet” comment.

3.I thought last season was the most dramatic season yet?

4. I missed you and your fancy suits, Chris.

5. How many hours of footage do you think these producers have of contestants staring dramatically off into the distance contemplating their love life?

6. Can we get these past contestants out of here? (specifically, Corrine, unless Raquel is coming.)

7. LIMOS! *refills wine glass/popcorn bowl.*

8. What a good start.

9. Peter is wearing a blue checkered suit and somehow manages to look like a model instead of a child.

10. Peter also has a gap tooth just like Rachel, is that a sign that they’re meant to be?

10. I’m not too sure how to feel about Kenny. He seems really love his daughter, which is cute and sweet, however, he is also a professional wrestler. I don’t understand how that plays out.

11.Wow, Blake E. came in with a whole marching band, that is the definition of extra. I’ve got my eyes on you, Blake E.

12. Also, Blake E.’s job description is “aspiring drummer.” Can someone explain?

13. Iggy, where are your socks and why aren’t you wearing any with those dress shoes. What about blisters?

14. Puns. Thank God for all of the puns.

15. Do these puns actually work?

16. Why did an adult man bring a life-size doll? Maybe Rachel is into that, but by the look on her face, I’m guessing it’s a no.

17. Will’s Steve Urkel impression was a hard no for me, but thank goodness for second chances and even better, limo makeovers.

18. I’ve seen one too many navy suits this evening.

19.Where did all of these guys come from?

20. Jonathon, for future reference, don’t tickle a girl the first time you meet her.

21. Also, please get a new job because “tickle monster,” isn’t going to cut it for me.

22. Matt and Alexis are clearly meant for each other. (Shark plus penguin equals…?)

23. I am so thankful Adam Junior has his own segment of this episode.

24.WHABOOM!

25. Okay, the first ‘whaboom’ was funny, now it's obnoxious.

26. Alright Lucas, we get it.

27. Okay, Demario is cute (and thank goodness because our cute options aren’t exactly that big this year.).

28.Why did Rachel kiss Bryan back?

29. Also, why does he kiss so aggressively? Gross.

30. I'm uncomfortable.

31. Lucas, you are still the worst, but we’ll keep you around for the ratings.