As a freshman, there are so many unanswered questions I have about the school. Marist is such a unique campus, yet there are many mysteries behind the campus. So, without further ado, my (and with help from other students) 30 questions I would ask Marist.
1. Why does Marian have a community microwave, but no common kitchen?
2. Why is there no direct path from Lowell Thomas to Hancock?
3. Why does it feel a walk to Fontaine is in comparison to walking a mile?
4. Can someone label which groundhogs are safe to pet?
5. Why are there a bunch of cute little houses dotted around campus that we can't enter?
6. Why is there always at least two broken washing machines in Leo?
7. Why are there no frappuchinos being sold in any Starbucks on campus?
8. Why can there not be any sledding on campus?
9. How did Shooter get his name? Isn't that not what foxes are for: being shot at?
10. Why are there always such limited ice cream flavors?
11. Why do geese seem to inhabit the campus?
12. Why is Route 9 such a pain in the ass to cross?
13. Can someone leak Palace Diner's mac and cheese recipe?
14. Why has there been so much division on campus?
15. Why are the Broadway show lines so long?
16. In addition to the previous question, why can't the school get their hands on Hamilton tickets?
17. What is Antoinette's secret to making amazing omelettes?
18. What makes Ocean State Job Lot so addicting?
19. Why can nobody ever pronounce Dr. Juris's last name right (including myself)?
20. Can someone please fix FoxNet?
21. Why can't airport magic carpets exist to get up to Upper Fulton?
22. Why do people choose the wrong times to set the fire alarms off?
23. How do we always get our hands on movies way before they come out on DVD?
24. Why do people keep throwing toilet paper rolls in the stalls?
25. Can Marist officially recognize eSports as an actual sport?
26. Why are Marist sunsets so beautiful?
27. Why are all the security guards so nice?
28. Why are MCCTA shows so awesome?
29. Can the movies streamed be updated with more classics?
30. Can I make a permanent residence here?
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