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30 Things Every College Student Says

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30 Things Every College Student Says

Place someone who is supposed to be an adult but acts like a child in the world of studying, 8 a.m. classes, cranky professors, partying and nonstop social life, and the result is a bunch of stressful, sleepless nights. If you consider yourself among this population, you're bound to have said each of these phrases:


1. I just want to lay in my bed and watch Netflix.


2. Do you think it's bad if I drink another cup of coffee today? I've already had four.



3. I hate my TA.


4. I hate my professor.


5. Actually, I hate everyone.



6. I need to get my life together.



7. My room is such a mess.


8. It's official. I'm dropping out.


9. I'm so hungry.


10. Why do we never have any food?



11. I really want Canes right now.


12. I have no money.


13. Biology is the worst.


14. Just kidding, calculus is the worst.


15. Which filter should I use?


16. Help me come up with a clever caption!



17. I have a test tomorrow that I haven't started studying for yet.


18. Are you going out tonight?


19. I don't know what I'm doing with the rest of my life.


20. I only got five hours of sleep last night.


21. I need to take a nap.


22. Wow, I really need to start working out.


23. What was I thinking last night?


24. I haven't done my laundry in two weeks.


25. If I don't do my laundry tonight, I won't have any clean underwear.


26. Is it mandatory?


27. I was trying to do my homework, but then I ended up on Facebook for two hours.


28. Why are all of my tests in the same week? Someone is trying to ruin my life.


29. I should really be studying right now.



30. I love college.



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