1. If I fall asleep right now, I can get seven hours.
2. Don’t look at your phone.
3. Okay look for just a second.
4. Well I guess I should play everyone back in 8 ball really quick.
5. Oh crap, I’ve been playing for 20 minutes.
6. Put the phone down and close your eyes.
7. I wish I was watching Gossip Girl right now.
8. I can watch just an episode.
9. No, I need to go to sleep.
10. If I fall asleep right now, I’ll get six and a half hours.
11. Is my alarm set?
12. I better check.
13. Okay good, now I can go to sleep.
14. I’m hungry.
15. No, I can eat in the morning.
16. JUST GO TO SLEEP
17. I have to pee.
18. Okay, now I can go to sleep.
19. Why is this position so uncomfortable?
20. This one is uncomfortable too.
21. Why can’t I get comfortable?
22. This bed is the worst.
23. I wonder what time it is?
24. Don’t look at your phone.
25. I can just look for a second.
26. No one played me back on 8 ball.
27. I guess that means they’re asleep.
28. I should go to sleep too.
29. If I fall asleep now, I can get six hours.