I have always disliked Valentine’s Day. I don’t see a point in going all out on a pointless holiday. Why not splurge on your partner’s birthday? Or Christmas? Valentine’s Day is just a day that greeting card companies get millions and florists thrive. It’s a dumb corporate holiday, and I’m saying this as a human, not a bitter, single, 20-year-old.
My Valentine’s Day plans include going to Olive Garden and seeing a movie with my friends. Valentine’s Day is just a big deal to people in their 20s, 30s, and early 40s. This holiday just gets so old so fast. So, if you happen to be single on this holiday, here’s a few things to keep you occupied.
1. Go to church — it's the start of lent, people
2. Go to dinner with your other single friends
3. Get a massage
4. Watch the movie Valentine's Day
5. Set up a Tinder
6. Go on a bar crawl
7. Stalk your ex or current crush on social media
8. Go to a sporting event
9. Go to the gym
10. Get your nails done
11. Blast music and clean your room — you know it needs it
12. Perfect your smoky eye and winged eyeliner look
13. Go on a shopping spree — Treat yo' self
14. Have a movie night or binge-watch a new TV show
15. Play Mario Kart or Just Dance or any video game with your friends
16. Take Buzzfeed quizzes
17. Order takeout and eat ice cream out of the container
18. Send yourself flowers or an Edible Arrangement - no one needs to know the truth
19. Wrap yourself in a cozy blanket, read a good book, and drink some wine
20. Take a bubble bath
21. Go to bed early and get a full 8-hours of sleep
22. Cook yourself dinner and then eat it out of the pan
23. Get a tattoo or piercing
24. Get your hair done
25. Buy yourself a Grow-Your-Own-Boyfriend
26. Attend Painting With a Twist
27. Start accumulating cats for your inevitable future of being a crazy, cat lady
28. Get a good night's rest and wake up early the next morning to buy discounted chocolate
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