Driving can either be the most therapeutic thing or the one thing that makes your blood boil. We all have to do it, and the majority of us are thinking the same thing when going down the road. Here are just a few of the many many things that go through our brains as we get from point A to point B.
1 . Let's turn on the radio and see what they have going on.
2. Who are these people and why are they so annoying?
3. Am I going to hit every single red light today? This is just great!
4. Okay, let’s see which way I should go to get me there the fastest.
5. What does my phone know, the highway looks clear, I’m going that way.
6. Okay, people, merging is not that hard of a concept.
7. You better not slow all the way down buddy.
8. You’re not only going to get hit, but you’re going to get me hit.
9. Oh dear god who taught these people how to drive?!
10. Speed limit is 65; I can go 75 if I play it safe, 79 if I am in a hurry and pay attention
11. Great! I get stuck behind the person who wants to pretend that they are on some back road and nothing else is important.
12. Okay, dude, I’m def going almost 15 over the speed limit, you can go around me if you are in that big of a hurry?
13. People, I have places to be and people to see. I am like the Beyonce of my friend group, the best and the brightest, can’t you see that.
14. Speaking of Bey, let’s play some tunes so I might not be so angry with all of these drivers
15. Okay Apple Radio, play me some good songs that will pump me up for the day.
16. *insert sad song* REALLY?! I did my makeup, and the world knows I can’t skip this song when it comes on. I hope I brought my makeup with me.
17. Okay, guys what is going on here? Why are we all breaking? This is the highway we shouldn’t be completely stopped?
18. *pulls up GPS* Oh great there is an accident ahead…maybe I should have listened when it told me to go back roads.
19. How long will I be in traffic?
20. I wonder if I could take a nap and if people would notice?
21. Is that the time? I was supposed to be there yesterday!
22. Okay, we got this, we can make it through this traffic without yelling at everybody.
23. *18 wheeler in left lanes* GET OUT YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!!!!
24. I wish there were cops out when I saw people breaking the law so they could get pulled over and I would see justice being served.
25. Okay finally at the exit, this is good because I need to go to the bathroom.
26. Destination reached… I don’t even want to be here anymore, can I go back home and get in bed?
27. I think I should drive at night; there aren’t people around to annoy me.
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