25 Thoughts We've All Had On An Airplane
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25 Thoughts We've All Had On An Airplane

The good, the bad and the strange...

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25 Thoughts We've All Had On An Airplane
Odyssey

There are certain thoughts that all individuals have while enjoying time aboard an airplane. Sometimes it's funny to recall the strangers you’ve sat next to or even the friends! If you haven’t experienced some of these, consider yourself a lucky human being.

1. I hope they don’t need to use the restroom because that would require me to get up.

2. Ummm, can you snore any louder?

3. Do you know what deodorant is?

4. Do you have to keep reading what I'm typing over my shoulder? I'm probably writing about you but you can read it online later!

5. Good, ole, traditional seat kicking....You can never escape it!

6. So who decided you get the armrest?

7. Shoot, I wonder if they can hear my music?

8. Please, tap on my shoulder one more time.

9. Is the cart with all the goodies coming soon?!

10. Oh no, I've spotted a newborn baby, my life is over.

11. Why do I hear a dog barking, meanwhile this baby is the first ever silent baby on a flight...

12. Okay, so the small talk is great but does it need to last the whole three hours?

13. You do realize that you are the only one on the plane speaking, right?

14. You did not just exchange numbers -- oh wait, you did.

15. Should I be worried about the family of 17 all wearing matching shirts? Are they going to take over the plane or..?

16. Hmm, I wonder what they are eating in first class!

17. What are the odds someone wants to trade for the exit row?

18. Will this flight ever make it off the runway before tomorrow?

19. How did that man fall asleep like that? I feel back for his neck.

20. Does this turbulence seem slightly sketchy, or is that just me?

21. So are we almost there yet?

22. Please don't judge my mom for wiping down the tray table with sanitary wipes!

23. Lord, I pray my phone doesn't die.

24. I really hope someone helps me get my bag from the overhead bins or I may end up wiping people out with it!

25. Is it just me or did she get real personal real fast?

I mean, seriously, some people just get way too personal. Let's just say if I know all of your grandmother's surgeries, the street you live on, why coffee upsets your stomach, everything you consumed today, oh and don't forget the picture of your sister's tattoo in a very private place-- all before this plane takes off-- then I am sure one nervous gal for this flight! Enjoy the entertainment everyone, and fly safe!

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