25 Things You Do When Missing Facebook
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25 Things You Do When Missing Facebook

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25 Things You Do When Missing Facebook
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Recruitment is such a great time of the year, bonding with sisters and recruiting new, amazing sisters. The only downfall is having to deactivate Facebook. You never really realize how much you use this specific social media until you can't have it for two weeks. You realize how much you go on it when you are bored once you start having to do other things in place of it during your down time. Here are the steps of missing Facebook for two weeks:

1. Opens Instagram

2. Scrolls down to refresh Instagram five times

3. Opens Twitter

4. Tweets more in one day than you have in the past month

5. Closes Twitter and opens Snapchat

6. Takes selfie with every filter

7. Actually takes time to watch every Snapchat story

8. Closes Snapchat because battery is dying quickly

9. Opens Instagram again

9. Refreshes feed in hope something new will appear since you last opened Instagram

10. Goes to profile and looks at every picture you've ever posted

11. Proceeds to stalk Instagram but this time it's not your own profile

12. Closes Instagram after going back four years

13. Puts phone down and thinks

14. Downloads Words With Friends

15. Texts friends to re-download Words With Friends

16. Creates new game with friends

17. Realizes it's hard to come up with words

18. Starts to think maybe Facebook and social media has caused brain cell loss

19. Opens Twitter again and tweets something profound to defend that thought

20. Notices how many unnecessary people you follow on Twitter and deletes them

21. Closes Twitter and opens Tinder

22. Closes Tinder because no Facebook means no Tinder

23. Goes to bed because there's nothing left to do

24. Wakes up, opens Facebook and sees the login page

25. Rolls eyes

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