We all have curiosities that pop up while we're driving. Living in Los Angeles, you also learn that nearly everyone has road rage thanks to all the crappy drivers you experience on an hourly basis. Here's a range of questions and comments you'll think when you're driving:
1. Is that person really homeless?
2. This street REALLY needs a traffic light with an arrow more than it requires new pavement.
3. Is that Liberty Tax Service sign twirler truly that enthusiastic about their job or are they dancing as a result of boredom?
4. Is said sign twirler about to attempt conversing with me...
5. After skipping 30 songs in a row: over 2,000 songs and I still need to update my music.
6. Drivers who cut you off: asshole.
7. Drivers you cut off: if you weren't driving like a Sunday driver, you wouldn't have been cut off.
8. Drivers you unintentionally cut off: I'm sorry for being an asshole.
9. IS THAT A COP?!
10. Phew. False alarm... I don't know why I was so worried when I wasn't breaking any laws.
11. I feel terrible for that homeless family... I better avoid eye contact so they don't sense my guilt.
12. ANOTHER fruit stand?! They're spreading around faster than Chipotle.
13. When it's intensely pouring rain: why does a little rain always scare LA drivers?? Good thing it doesn't snow!
14. Oh great, another Prius. I'm just gonna steer clear of you buddy.
15. Can't decide if it's hot enough to use the air conditioner or if I should just roll down my windows.
16. When a car with a loud engine speeds by: someone clearly seems to be compensating for something.
17. Sits in traffic for two minutes: SERIOUSLY WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
18. The light JUST turned green. No need to honk at me jerk.
19. The light just turned green let's get a move on granny!
20. Wanna stop riding my ass speed racer?
21. This car is driving so damn slow. Let me just tailgate them for a moment so they get the point.
22. Can this damn truck speed up or slow down so I can get as far away from them as possible?!
23. That looks like an awesome place to check out. I'll take a mental note so I remember to go there some time. (Forgotten about as soon as you've reached your destination).
24. I'm just gonna gradually drive slower so this cop can pass me already...
25. Whose bright idea was it to create bike lanes anyway?!