I get it, you’re a freshman in college, you can handle life all on your own right? Oh for sure. You can take on the world with one hand! Ha, think again. Don’t lie to me, or yourself, we both know you still call your mom in these situations because for some reason even when she is nowhere near you, she is the only one who can tell you the answer to all your problems and always knows what to do. Some of these I am guilty of and some come from other people around campus.
*Story shared with me
1. “Mom what do I do when my throat hurts?” {Admit it, you know what to do, but you still need the motherly touch of advice.2. “That cute boy in my class asked me out but I’m not trying to date right now… but he is so cute!” {No worries, mom has your back saying to just meet for coffee, casual yet effective.
3. “The world hates me mom, all my professors assigned 5 hours of homework a piece!!” {All the walls in the world seem to be crashing down on you… leave it to mom to give you a reality check and remind you that no one hates you and everything will ease up soon enough.
4. *“I think the food at the dining center is inedible…” {“You’ll live sweetie”.
5. *When you just miss the comfort of being home and feel a little homesickness
6. *“Can you overdose on birth control?”
7. *“I lost the birth control pill I was supposed to take for today... what do I do??” {Mom: “Nothing. Get back on track tomorrow”
8. “Is my pet doing okay without me?” (You can’t help but ask this whenever you are away… your pet has our heart!)
9. *“Can I take both Benadryl and cough syrup together?” {Or just ask anytime you want to take 2 medications
10. “What’s our insurance?” {Probably should have this memorized by now but being an adult is hard
11. “Put Nellie on FaceTime” (Nellie is my cat)
12. “How do you make a resume?” {The job applications are starting
13. *“How do I make a dentist/doctor appointment?”
14. *“Can I wash whites and colors… I’m broke mom... washing clothes is expensive”
15. “What’s your credit card number?” {Times are hard as a freshman in college... deep breaths...
16. *I call my mom to talk to her about funny things I hear on campus
17. “Will you still love me even if I flunk out?”
18. (Sometimes our schedule doesn’t work with our mothers... like in this example shared with me) *Last time I called my mom she told me she was watching her favorite TV show and to call her back at a better time
19. “What’s my social security number?”
20. *Last time I called my mom she told me she didn’t mean to call me but wanted to talk to my twin (Its okay, this happens to everyone at least once)
21. *“How do I change a tire? Asking for a friend… (But actually can you help me?)”
22. “Can you come up and cook me dinner mom?”
23. *“I wasn’t going thaaaattt fast but the cop disagreed”
24. "I love you mom" {You can't say this enough
25. "No mom I don't need anything, I just wanted to call and say hi!"