Ironically enough, I am writing this for you while bed bound with a residence hall virus that has been going around. College is tough on its own, and when you had winter colds and cases of flu to the mix it is basically game over. If you are a college student and live on campus, here are some thoughts you have likely had over the course of your illness (or illnesses, if you're me).
1. "Hm. Everyone seems to be getting sick."
2. "Ok. I got sick last time, there is no way it's happening again."
3. "Ew. Don't touch me, don't breathe on me, don't even look at me. "
4. *Sneezes*. "Frick."
5. "It's okay, I can be productive and sick at the same time. It's an adult thing."
6. *Bed bound*. "Frick."
7. "If only I had a boyfriend or a sugar daddy to get me soup and kleenex."
8. "I really hope I don't keep my roommate awake with my coughing."
9. "Oh well. She was probably the one that got me sick."
10. "Why is everyone so loud in the residence halls. Don't they know some of us are napping midday?"
11. "How much Nyquil can I take until I go into a comatose state?"
12. "Could I get my degree from bed?"
13. "Maybe I'll just die here. Eh. At least I wouldn't have to pay off student loans."
14. "All I freaking want is soup and mashed potatoes, yet the dining hall is across the street."
15. "Why is it that I miss one day of class and we had two projects, one exam, three term-papers, and the POTUS came to visit."
16. "Oh, how I took being healthy for granted."
17. "I would go to the health center but I'm uninsured who has that kind of money."
18. "I should call work. Will they think I'm hungover? Crap."
19. "Yup. They don't believe I'm sick. "
20. "I wonder how many people I'M going to infect."
21. "Hopefully a lot. Muwahaha."
22. "I CAN'T EVEN FREAKING BREATHE."
23. "I WANT THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH."
24. "Where is my mommy? Mommy?"
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