If College Majors Each Had A Slogan From 'The Office,' This Is What They'd Be
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If College Majors Each Had A Slogan From 'The Office,' This Is What They'd Be

Somehow, "The Office" describes college pretty well.

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If College Majors Each Had A Slogan From 'The Office,' This Is What They'd Be
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"The Office" is one of the most timeless shows ever. It is hilarious and relatable, especially for college students. Here are 24 college majors as moments from "The Office."


1. Education

The definition of the student teaching experience.

2. Comparative Religion

These are the important questions.

3. Theatre

They always have to be the center of attention...


4. Spanish

Sometimes, they don't even understand themselves.

5. Business General

They can't tell you enough that they are a business major.

6. Finance

Well, at least you know what that is.

7. Kinesiology


Does anyone even know what kinesiology majors do?

8. Music

This is quality music.

9. Fashion Design

They're always on top of their looks.

10. Zoology

Yes, we know. You like animals. No, we don't want to hear a fun fact about dung beetles.


11. Pre-Med

Pre-Med. No need to say more.

12. Math

There can be a graph for anything. Like this one, describing my study habits.

13. Chemistry

Why why why why why?

14. Political Science

The problem with everything according to poly sci majors? White people. And it's probably true.

15. Psychology

Well, I don't know, but obviously, the psych majors do.

16. Graphic Design

I thought it looked fine, but yeah, they could probably do it better.

17. Vocal Performance

And they all think they are.

18. Art History

Why would someone want to major in the most boring gen ed class there is?

19. Criminology

Heck, you're gonna be an FBI agent with that kind of knowledge.

20. Accounting

Because you picked one of the most boring, yet most difficult majors.

21. Nutrition

I bet most of them hate vegetables.

22. Gender and Sexuality Studies


And let's argue about it.

23. English

That's how we all feel about essays, but English majors just hide it very well.


24. Undecided

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE.

"The Office" describes college pretty well. Not only can it depict your major, but it also relates in that there's a group of people around you experiencing all this craziness too.

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