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23 Inspirational Posters Inspired By 'The Real Housewives Of Atlanta'

“I like everything about the dead… cause they’re so quiet. I mean, think about it, how quiet it would be to be in a room with no one that is alive.” -- Phaedra Parks

Ginger Isenberg
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23 Inspirational Posters Inspired By 'The Real Housewives Of Atlanta'
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If you are familiar with "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," you know that the women featured are extremely quick-witted and never turn down an opportunity to give some shade. Since they've inspired me to up my game, I decided I should pay tribute to their most quotable reads in the form of inspirational posters -- take a look.

1. "Her booty is more lumpy than a bad batch of gravy." --Phaedra Parks


2. "I would never put Kool-Aid, candied yams, peppermint candy, pancake syrup, none of those things in my vajayjay." --Nene Leakes


3. "I've been chasing dick since I came out of the womb." --Kim Zolciak


4. "Miss Ratchet USA." --Nene Leakes


5. "Who gon' check me, boo?" --Sheree Whitfield


6. "I am a 10. I probably could go down to a size eight but I don't want to. Why? Because I'm f****** hungry." --Nene Leakes


7. "Everyone knows an opinion is like an anus, we all have one." --Phaedra Parks


8. "Nothing pisses me off more than bad wine." --Kim Zolciak


9. "Coochie crack, coochie crack, coochie crack." --Cynthia Bailey


10. "She is one of the founding fathers of shadiness." --Claudia Jordan


11. "She was reading her like 'Hooked on Phonics.'" --Kandi Burruss


12. "You're a slut from the 90's." --Porsha Williams


13. "I'm not gonna stab you in the back, I'ma stab you in the chest." --Nene Leakes


14. "I'm just a boy in pumps, tellin' it like it is." --Derek J


15. "She has very whorish tendencies." --Phaedra Parks


16. "Ooh, you are reading!" --Miss Lawrence


17. "While you were running your mouth, I was running to the bank, sweetie." --Nene Leakes


18. "All this dick in Atlanta and you gonna text somebody else's man? Girl, gone." --Nene Leakes


19. "It does not mean that you're gay if you're doing your nails." --Dwight Eubanks


20. "Ain't no mountain high enough. Ain't no ocean deep enough. Ain't no desert hot enough to keep me off your ass, baby!" -- Mama Joyce


21. "Maybe you should stop bein a whore and I wouldn't call you one." --Phaedra Parks


22. "You showed your cervix for a quarter, child." --Phaedra Parks


23. "If that touches me it's going up your ass, bitch!" --Porsha Williams


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