It's finally here! The first Rihanna music video since "B**ch Better Have My Money!" We've gotten a teaser or two of the music video, but now it's finally arrived. Here are some thoughts that I had while watching the video, that you might have had as well.

1. Why is no one freaking out?

Like seriously... Rihanna and Drake just show up somewhere and no one reacts? Y'all are fake fans.

2. Why is Rihanna dancing to herself in the mirror?

Who goes to the club to dance to themselves in the mirror? I mean I'm into it but... it is unusual. Work it, girl!

3. Do they not have a bottle opener?

That doesn't seem very healthy or smart.

4. This girl is getting it!!

This girl is straight up getting her life! Work work work work work work!

5. Seriously, she is GETTING IT.

A few seconds later this girl pops up again, and your reaction is the same as Drake's.

6. Do they have yo-yo's?

But seriously, are those actually yo-yo's? Who brings yo-yo's to the club? I love it.

7. This lady has a hot meal ready for you.

A hot meal in the middle of a huge party? Who can complain!? This lady knows what's up.

8. Drake looks hot as always, but isn't he warm?

Drake HAS to be burning up dancing all up on Rihanna in that club in a full-on OVO sweatshirt and sweatpants combo. Feel free to take the sweatshirt off if you want, Mr. Graham.

9. I'm thirsty, pass me a damn drink!!

Honestly, I'm watching this girl pour all these drinks, and I'm just getting thirsty as all hell. Cheers to the frickin' weekend, right?

10. There's a second part / video!?

All of a sudden the video ends, there's still about three and a half minutes left, and this loading bar pops up... THERE'S MORE!? Wait, behind the scenes maybe? NO. ANOTHER VIDEO. A WHOLE. OTHER. VIDEO. ALL FOR US!!!

11. Is Drake just chilling, watching Rihanna?

Yes, yes he is, and that is completely okay.

12. "Yeah, I'm Rihanna."

Here's she's all like, "Yeah, I'm Rihanna, I know," and you're all like "OHHHH MY GOD YES YOU ARE!!!!1111!!!!"

13. Drake is still a bad dancer.

We see you back there doing Hotline Bling moves. Oh well, it's fine, though. We still love you, Drizzy.

14. Is Drake crying?

It looks like Drake might be crying, but I would be too if Rihanna was dancing and singing in front of me.

15. Rihanna and Drake would be the cutest couple.

Look at the way she looks at him, and they both smile! Drihanna needs to be a thing, or Rake, or whatever you wanna call them.

16. Rihanna has basically been feeling herself up this whole time...

...and that's completely okay.

17. DRAAAAKE!!!!!

LOOK AT THEM PEARLY WHITES!!!

18. DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

"You need to get done, done, done at work, come over."

19. Hotline Bling?

I've seen those moves somewhere before...

20. Work, work, work, work, work, work...

I can't get it out of my head!!

21. Work, work, work, work, work, work!!

I don't want it to be over!!

22. It's over.

:(