"Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" stars a bubbly and naive young woman named Kimmy, who was kidnapped as a child and trapped in an underground bunker for 15 years. After she, along with three other women, gets rescued, she decides to move to New York City, becoming best friends with her new roommate Titus, who ran away from Mississippi and dreams of making it on Broadway and working for the super-wealthy Voorhees family as a nanny. Kimmy's childlike reactions to the world, as well as her friends' more cynical ones, mirror that of college students living away from home for the first time.
1) When you realize that you get to eat whatever you want
College means freedom.
2) When you get more food than you can finish at the dining hall
This is what your parents are paying thousands of dollars for.
3) When you see on your schedule that your class is two hours long
And we thought high school classes were bad...
4) When you have to do homework after class
Sleeping is more appealing, to be honest.
5) When your professor changes the assignment at the last minute or assigns extra work
Why???
6) When you're reading your textbook for class and are trying to decipher it
We don't need to know all of those statistics, right?
7) When you've completed your quiz and hope for a good grade
Admit it, you guessed on a lot of those questions.
8) When you're eating with your new friends
Squad goals!
9) When you have fun at a campus event
Your experiences will give you fun stories to tell.
10) When the school store is out of your favorite snack
What do you mean, they don't have Cheetos?
11) When you join a club that you love
You'll feel like you've found your home away from home.
12) When you catch up on your favorite show after a long day
You've earned this.
13) When people say rude things about your major
Like... can you not?
14) When you have the budget of a broke college student
Buying presents for your friends will be a struggle.
15) When you kill it in speech class
You're just looking for people to celebrate with.
16) When you're too busy to hang out with your friends
Balancing school, work, and a social life can be tough.
17) When you're trying to choose an outfit for class
Nothing seems to be good enough.
18) When you talk about what you'll wear to an upcoming party
This is when you go all out.
19) When your parents send you care packages from home
I just want the bouquet of Pomeranians, is that too much to ask?
20) When it's finally time for break
Hallelujah.