20 Thoughts You Definitely Have On Hangover Friday

20 Thoughts You Definitely Have On Hangover Friday

Let me switch out my pajamas for socially acceptable pajamas.
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Thirsty Thursday is lit and all, but the next morning sure as heck isn’t. After all the caloric intake of sugary liquids filled with bad choices and not getting home until 3:00 AM when you had to wake up at 8, your body isn’t really happy with you. You wake up completely unprepared for the day ahead of you. Sometimes you might not even participate in the day. However, if you do, a few things that might come to your mind.

1. "OMG, it’s morning already?!"

2. "Why do I always do this to myself?"

3. *snooze* x3

4. "All right, I’ll get up. I don’t want to, but I will."

5. *chugs water*

6. "I should probably take a quick shower to wash off my sins."

7. "Ugh, I don’t want to blow dry my hair."

8. "Wow, I only have 5 minutes to get ready."

9. "Let me switch out my pajamas for socially acceptable pajamas. AKA sweatpants."

10. "My hair is not fixable. Thank goodness messy buns are a thing."

11. "I don’t need makeup. Now everyone can see what I actually look like."

12. *looks in mirror* "Wow, I look like I've been trapped in an underground dungeon for 10 years, died, and rolled out of my grave just to go to class."

13. "I need greasy food and a coffee so I can tolerate people…and ya know, not throw up."

14. "Why is the walk to class so far?"

15. *class hasn’t even started yet* "This class is too long, I want to go home."

16. "I wonder if people are judging me because of how much of a slob I look like right now."

17. "I don’t care, though, I’m not here to impress any of these people."

18. One more class until I can go to bed. Hallelujah.

19. YES! HI BED I MISSED YOU!

20. Oh look it’s 7 pm, time to get ready to go back out…sorry, liver.

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18 things all college kids think during their first week home of summer break

Because it's so nice to be home, I think?

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1. Ahhh, it's so nice to be home

Buckingham Palace ain't got nothing on this place

2. OMG my pups!! I missed you doggos so much

Just accept my love. Pls. Love me back, I've been gone for 8 months. I'm begging.

3. Wow this queen bed is so big

*cue sleeping in a starfish position*

4. Finally a bedroom to myself

Headphones? I don't know her.

5. But wait, it's kinda scary sleeping in a dark room alone again

"Hello? Are there any ghosts in here?"

6. Sooooooo, no more meal plan?

Are you sure the local Chick-Fil-A doesn't accept meal swipes?

7. Who am I supposed to annoy at 2am if my friends don't live down the hall anymore?

2:30 AM: "Mom? Dad? Wanna go get french fries with me? Maybe watch a movie?"

*Snoring*

"Okay maybe tomorrow...Sorry for bothering you. Okay good talk!"

8. "Mom you're going to do my laundry now, right?"

I mean it's kinda your job isn't it?

No? Okay yes ma'am I will do my own laundry no problemo, aye aye captain!

9. Me and my friends are going to spend every day together

*Me talking to myself through the camera on Snapchat*:

"So we're approaching day four with zero human interaction. Pretty good work, but we could do better!"

10. Yes, final grades are in! Can't wait to see what I got this semester!

*Slowly closes computer screen*

11. Do I really have to ask my parents to leave the house?

*Doesn't Ask*:

Mom: "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION! YOU LIVE UNDER OUR ROOF AND WILL ABIDE BY OUR RULES."

*Asks*:

Mom: "Oh honey you're an adult now, you don't have to ask! Come and go as you please!"

12. Chores? Yea no thank you.

They've been doing them without me for months. They're all set.

13. Wait, so forreal though.. do restaurants in town take my meal plan?

Bank Account: $5.93

*Whispers to worker* "I won't tell if you don't. Just swipe my school ID, see if it works."

14. Will my Juul set off the fire alarm in my bedroom?

Probably.

*Rips Juul*

15. I kinda underestimated how weird it would be to hang out with people from my high school again.

"Oh no you haven't changed a bit Janice! Your baby is so cute lol."

*Awkwardly laughs*

16. Why do my old friends have new friends?

I don't like this, not one bit.

17. Can they tell that I'm not really listening to their stories about school?

"Yeah haha Delta Sigma Mu sounds sooooo dope Chad, that's ~wild~ that you had late nights three times a week lol!"

"Oh you snuck into the football stadium when the gates were unlocked?? That's crazy, you're crazy, school sounds... crazy!"

18. I'm bored. How long until I can go back to school?

Is it too late for a summer intersession?

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Graduation Marks The End Of A Major Season

It’s hard and sad to say goodbye but we can find joy in the future season we find ourselves in.
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Graduating from college is amazing. After years working up to this moment, everything is all done. Even though I was very ready to be finished, I have found myself sad that this season of life has come to an end.

Not that I desire more assignments, I am sad to see people I have grown close to leave. I now have friends that are across the globe that I may never see in person again. It was after graduation festivities that I found myself hit by this reality.

When my family left after their long weekend trip for graduation I was reminded how difficult it is to say goodbye. This just reinforced what I had come to recognize about graduation and how difficult saying goodbye can be. I will end up back in school but this will never be the same.

I had one professor that always talked about how we in our sadness, must remember all the wonderful things that have happened in our lives and remember that we must move forward into a new season of life.

Graduation is a huge goodbye. Goodbye to the ones we love, as we spread out to the rest of the world. It is also the end of a beautifully written story. And though I am very glad that I am done, I find myself wishing for just a little more time.

I suppose this is true for all of life. We find ourselves wishing for just a little more time. However, as we recognize the end of a beautiful season we can look forward to the future. While there will be many people I shall miss dearly, I am able to wish them the best in their endeavors and remember that we were the best of friends.

As I look to the future I see many new budding relationships with people and anticipate many wonderful life changes. Through all of college I have learned many life lessons but the lesson of change has been locked in. Changing seasons are difficult for all people; we are saying goodbye to what we have come to love.

Thinking about the future is what really helped me to remember that changing seasons are good, yet challenging. This summer I will be getting married to a wonderful woman I met while at college. This reminded me that not only will my life be changed, it will forever be changing as I embark on a new season of life with someone else.

One thing that I believe to be important is recognizing that while seasons of life change we can find joy as we keep moving forward. If we can learn to recognize the good times behind us and the good times that lay ahead, we can be hopeful in the new season we are beginning to experience.

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