Warning: The title is misleading. What the heck do I know what you were thinking the first time you saw Lion King at 5,6, or 10 years old? These are 20 thoughts I had while watching The Lion King as a kid, and maybe I'm not alone.
1. This opening is pretty sick.
2. I remember my first rattle.
3. The little furball is cute, but why is a monkey holding him?
4. I remember when my mom would do this to me.
5. Well, that was the saddest thing ever, time to stop watching.
Seriously, if you made it past this part as a child, I commend you.
LOOK AT THIS. They showed this to kids!
6. I want gummy worms now.
7. The Funniest line.
8. Hey, that lion looks an awful lot like Simba.
9. Now it's...his dead father?
10. What purpose does this monkey have?
11. This guy scares me.
12. So do these idiots.
13. But actually, what is his name???
14. Great, now I got that mushy gushy feeling inside. But I'm a boy; I'm supposed to think love is gross.
15. I wish my 5th grade crush would tackle me this way.
16. Or at least do this to me.
17. I guess it could be worse. I could be this guy.
18. Or this guy.
19. Well, that was a bitch move.
20. Oh. Another crappy Disney sequel?