How many of us spend far too much time in any given store than we need to?
I know that I am very prone to walking every single aisle of a store, deep (and not so deep) in though. Hey, at least I'm getting my extra steps in. Many of us use shopping to distract ourselves and unwind from a long day, others dread it and try to get in and out as quickly as humanly possible.
Here is a list of things that I personally think about while shopping at Target. Maybe some of you can relate.
1. "Did I remember to switch out the laundry?"
2. "Good thing I made a list before I came in here. I feel like I'm finally figuring out this adult thing."
3. "What should I make for dinner next Saturday?"
4. "I really need socks. Note to self: do not leave without socks."
5. "I need to get a new organizer... but then I would have to actually take the time to use it. Why can't all my bills just pay themselves?"
6. "I need to paint the living room walls."
7. "I don't care if it's too small, it'll give me something to work for! It's 50% off!"
8. "I need to try this on, but that would involve taking off my pants and shoes, and who really had time for that? Screw it, I can just return it or give it away if it doesn't fit."
9. "Maybe this style will fit me now... nope, still looks like a busted open can of biscuits."
10. "This is CUTE!...HA NOT FOR THAT PRICE!"
11. "Are infinity scarves still a thing? I've always wanted one but I really don't know where I would wear but... oh well, in the cart it goes!"
12. "Alright, time to get serious. No more distractions. What's next on my list? Dog food already? How does he eat so much!"
13. "If the dog gets treats, I get treats. Ooo, those super yummy strawberry thumbprint cookies are on sale again! Time to stock up."
14. "I FORGOT TO LOAD THE LAUNDRY MACHINE."
15. "I need a new candle, just to make up for the stress I endure coming in here. Make that two."
16. "Do I really need any of this? These lines are all way too long."
17. "Oh well, it's not like I have anywhere else to be. Besides in sweatpants on the couch. Which I have an appointment for, so these coupon ladies need to keep it moving."
18. "CRAP, I forgot toilet paper. To the back of the store I go. Maybe the lines will die down a little bit."
19. "Nope, still the same people at the registers and the lines are even longer. Time to get a coffee."
20. "I'm glad I made this list or else I would have taken all day!"
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