20 Things I'd Rather Do Than See Kimye Get a Divorce
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20 Things I'd Rather Do Than See Kimye Get a Divorce

Gabby Dance
Dec 19, 2016
Auburn University
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The internet has been buzzing lately with rumors that America's favorite power couple, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, may be getting a divorce. While the internet is obviously not always correct, you can never really know for sure. Kimye fans around the world are distraught over this rumor. I most definitely will be devastated if Kim and Kanye get divorced. They're one of my favorite couples to ever exist and their adorable kids just make the duo so much better. To show you all how serious I am about Kimye's relationship, here is a list of 20 things I'd rather do than see Kim and Kanye get a divorce.

1. Eat my least favorite food every day for a week.

2. Cease watching The Office for all of eternity.

3. Transfer colleges.

4. See every Steak n' Shake on earth close down.

5. Wear crocs to my next formal.

6. Delete my Instagram.

7. Cut my hair to resemble my side bangs circa 2008.

8. Also, only be able to wear the same clothing I did in 2008.

9. Bike everywhere instead of drive.

10. Have to put all of my meals in a blender before eating them (example: blended meatloaf and mashed potatoes)

11. Move to the middle of nowhere for a month.

12. Study for finals.

13. Take finals.

14. Do any kind of schoolwork.

15. Sleep on an air mattress instead of a real bed forever.

16. Run in heels.

17. Walk in the rain without an umbrella or rain coat.

18. Hear nails scratch on a chalkboard.

19. Get a bad sunburn farmer's tan.

20. Trip in public and embarrass myself in front of Kimye.

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