20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Be Forced To Eat Chipotle's Queso
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20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Be Forced To Eat Chipotle's Queso

Sorry Chipotle! I love you but you messed up.

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20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Be Forced To Eat Chipotle's Queso
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When I found out Chipotle was FINALLY going to serve queso, I was ecstatic. I really felt that it was something missing on Chipotle's expansive menu and since everything else they produce is amazing, one would figure that their queso would follow suit.

However, to my extreme disappointment, I could not have been more wrong. Chipotle's queso lacks flavor and has a weird texture that I can only describe as grainy. Though I was warned by friends, family and the internet, I still had to try it for myself, hoping they would all be wrong.

Unfortunately, everyone was right and Chipotle's queso does not live up to the hype. I don't understand how it could have possibly passed through a variety of focus groups to become approved, but somewhere along the line, someone lied to the company and now here we are.

To prove how upset I am over this, here are 20 things I would rather do than be forced to eat Chipotle's queso again. (I am being dramatic? Yes. But am I also that upset over it that I am willing to be this dramatic? Also, yes.)

1. Do laundry on a Friday afternoon.

When you're in college, EVERYONE does laundry on a Friday afternoon. You literally have to fight people for machines, go to a different floor or wait for what seems like forever in the hot laundry room, staring at the machine that has been done but no one has claimed their laundry yet. I would never put myself through this simple hell, but I would rather do this than eat Chipotle's queso.

2. Stub my toe on the corner of a table.

3. Learn how to use APA formatting.

Why did I memorize MLA formatting if I would just be forced to use APA once getting to college?!? But honestly, I would rather memorize another way to format a paper than buy Chipotle's queso.

4. Wake up to construction noise every morning.

Oh wait, I already do this.

5. Sit next to a crying baby on a plane.

6. Post something on my rinsta that was meant for my finsta.

Bad, but not as bad as Chipotle's queso.

7. Never watch Netflix again.

8. Accidentally go to Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday, only to be disappointed.

What an emotional rollercoaster, am I right?

9. Wear heels to class every day.

10. Give up Dunkin' iced coffee forever.

11. Get tackled by a linebacker in the NFL.

This may not be too much of a problem, considering they can't seem to tackle anyone this season since they are currently 0-5!!

12. Clean a frat house by myself.

13. Have only Kids Bop music on my phone.

14. Become allergic to brunch.

A basic girl's nightmare (aka my nightmare).

15. Sleep in a hot, humid room.

16. Take the SATs again.

17. Work out.

Who would have thought working out would be more enjoyable than eating?!

18. Get a paper cut on every finger.

19. Get stuck in an elevator.

20. Be attacked by bees.


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