There are some people in this world who thrive on going out to clubs dancing the night away, people who live on five hours of sleep and have Red Bull coursing through their veins. Then you have the few that enjoy the simpler things in life, like a good book, or a nice comfy chair and a cup of hot tea. If you relate to any number of these things, then you just might be a twenty-something grandma.
1. Nothing excites you more than when Bath & Body works comes out with a new range of 3-wick candles.
2. A night spent on the couch with some pizza sounds better than going out.
3. You would rather drink a cup of hot tea than anything else.
4. You catch yourself saying "jeepers" a lot.
5. You spend most of your money on food.
6. Baking not only becomes a hobby, but a lifestyle
7. You find it extremely hard to stay out past 1:00 a.m.
8. But most of the time, you don't even go out.
9. When you actually drink, you make sure it's classy and you have lots of snacks.
10. You hate dealing with today's technology.
11. You will do anything to get to stay in your pajamas all day.
12. The club scene makes you really uncomfortable.
13. When you turn on the radio and can't stand what the "kids" are listening to these days.
14. Nothing gets you pumped up and ready to go then starting a good book.
15. When you aren't in bed, all you're thinking about is getting back in bed.
16. All you really wanted for Christmas was a snuggle.
17. You have no level of understanding for all these dating apps.
18. Most of your wardrobe consists of slouchy sweaters or cardigans.
19. You often cancel you plans to go out because the thought of leaving your home makes you physically sick.
20. You can connect with any or all of the "Golden Girls" on a spiritual level.
But never fear, even old people know how to party...