1. You're used to getting stuck behind tractors and other farming equipment
It only ever happens when you're in a hurry!
2. When people ask where you're from, you're used to naming the nearest city
No one ever knows where your hometown is
3. It's totally normal for you to drive 15-20 minutes away to eat at an actual restaurant
Because the only places to eat close to home are bars
4. But you have a special appreciation for bar food
There's nothing better!
5. A fun night out consists of walking around the nearest Walmart or Target
Which is at least 15 minutes away
6. You can't wrap your head around people who graduate high school in a class of 300
Because yours was 150, max.
7. And the thought of having to walk upstairs for class is crazy
Until you move away for college and realize that it's normal!
8. Your teachers only knew who you were because of your older siblings
Or your younger siblings, if you're extra lucky.
9. You gave directions based on the only stoplight in town
And it was nearly impossible to get lost.
10. Friday might as well be a holiday during high school football season
It's the only sport that you're entire town cared about
11. Driving in a busy city will always scare you a little bit
Because they drive like crazy people
12. The local playground was the place to hang out in middle school
Because obviously there was nowhere else to go
13. The first day of hunting season might as well be a holiday
Because you always had the day off school
14. At least 50% of your high school parties were at a bonfire
It didn't matter what time of year it was
15. Getting a new kid at school was a HUGE deal
Actually, anything new was a big deal
16. Getting a new chain restaurant anywhere within 10 miles was a big deal
Speaking of getting anything new
17. You lived for your town's festival
Even though it was boring compared to the neighbor town's
18. Everyone knows everyone's business
Gossip is a huge part of your town
19. You'll always complain about growing up in such a small town
Because it really sucked sometimes
20. But you'll always secretly love it
It really was the best place to grow up