20 Reasons You're Really Ron Swanson
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20 Reasons You're Really Ron Swanson

You're not really worried, Ron's a cool guy

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Ron Swanson has a very particular personality on 'Parks and Recreation' and you either relate to him on a spiritual level or you don't. He is often a man of very little words but those words that are spoken have a punch. Here are 20 reasons you're really Ron Swanson:

1. Your love for America


You love America dearly and no one else is going to be able to tell you anything differently.

2. When it comes to technology, you two don't really get along


For some reason technology haunts you because it never works right for you. And sometimes you really just want to take out all your frustrations out on it.

3. You don't really know anything but giving 100%

Doing anything half-ass is not an option.

4. You honestly loathe vegetables and everything they stand for.


You've tried multiple times and you still hate vegetables. So even if someone else has them on their plate you are disgusted.

5. You have no problem saying 'no'

No. It's as simple as that because you know what you want and don't want

6. Your love for food cannot be matched, especially for meat


You think about food 24/7 and that may be strange to some people, but not you.

7. You always have snacks on hand

Did someone say they were hungry?

8. There is that one person, that when they show up, it's time to split


You don't really want to even be in the same room as this person. So when they show up, it's time to say peace out and get the hell out of there.

9. You seem to loosen up 'a little bit' when you've had a few to drink


Though you rarely go out, when you do it can get interesting sometimes. And to your friends, they need to know that they just need to let it happen.

10. When it comes to eating healthy, well... it's a struggle


Sure, you've tried countless times to eat healthily, but every time it is the biggest struggle.

11. When people are talking nonsense around you but you have to stay


There is always that one person that makes you want to exit the room at a very fast pace. But most of the time that is not possible so you just have to sit through it.

12. You've been waiting for everyone to get ready and they finally ask you if you're ready to leave


You've only been waiting for like, a thousand years for them to finally be ready.

13. You're not one for any kind of affection

And when affection does occur, everyone is shocked and doesn't know what to do. To be honest, you don't really know what to do either.

14. That rare occasion someone makes you really happy


This is a rare, rare occasion. So it may come as quite a shock

15. When you get really into your feels and that one song comes on


Of course, you are by yourself because you can't let someone see you this vulnerable.

16. When someone tells you you missed going out and having a fun night, and you had fun by yourself watching Netflix


You had a pretty great night sipping on something watch Netflix. And you don't feel bad at all for missing the outing.

17. When a health-nut tries to tell you about the new fad

Okay, are they done talking yet? Because everything coming out of their mouth are just a bunch of random words put together.

18. If someone challenges you to a drinking contest, it's on (but only if you feel like it)

Okay, this also rarely happens but if it's for something worth it, watch out.

19. You are always there to tell people what they don't want to hear but need to


You don't mind telling it like it is because you are being the good person.

20. When you actually participate in a conversation

You immediately regret getting so involved and you just want to be like Homer Simpson backing into the bushes.

Yeah, so maybe you are more like Ron Swanson than what you thought. But that's okay, he's a pretty cool guy.

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