It would be really nice to be able to go to the gym without feeling like you have to look presentable and not workout with 400 people next to you. but hey, that's what going to your college's gym is like and here's why I hate it.
- I feel constantly judged no matter what time of they day I go.
- It's like a huge frat party with no booze
- I can’t go to the gym without seeing someone I know
- I can never remember which locker I put my stuff in
- My school Id picture is embarrassing and every time I check in they get a little laugh from it
- I have never understood why all of these girls have makeup on and their hair done, you’re here to workout not meet your future husband.
- Why aren’t any of these girls sweating?? I sweat my ass off every time.
- I couldn’t tell you how many times a girl who thinks its okay to do leg lifts on the Stair-master has almost taken me out.
- When I run on the indoor track I feel like I’m running with a herd
- No one ever cleans the mats after they use them and I know they rubbed their sweaty back all over it.
- The boys look at me like I am crazy when I use any machine other than the elliptical or treadmill.
- Everyone has to wear some sort of Greek letters to the gym so everyone can know what they’re in, nice frat tank bro.
- When I run on the treadmill I feel like the person next to me is trying to race
- If you don’t go early in the morning you better be prepared to wait for machines to open up
- I didn’t come to the gym to have a conversation with anyone so please stop trying to talk to me even though I clearly have my headphones in.
- It’s always packed leading up to spring break and then everyone gives up.
- If you live at an apartment complex, why don’t you just use your own gym?
- Likewise: if you don’t live at a complex with a gym, don’t go to one and pretend that you do.
- People talk about things they shouldn’t way too loudly at the gym. I don’t need to hear about your relationship problems while I’m trying to workout abs.
- Somewhere in my college tuition I’m paying for this gym membership whether I like it or not.
Since I'm paying for this, I'm still going to keep going no matter how much I hate it. Lucky for me, spring break season is coming to an end and so is everyone's desire to workout.