1. A significant other.
And for those of you who already have one, you're one step ahead of the rest of us.
2. Sleep.
But with finals, work, and whatever on is going on in life, that obviously isn't gong to happen.
3. A fancy car.
But it's all good...I'll walk. I need the exercise.
4. Twelve packages of holiday cookies.
I'm like a scary hybrid of Cookie Monster and Santa during the holidays.
5. Carbs.
Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas dinner within a month of each other? It something I really can't have but will get it anyway.
6. More clothes.
My closet may explode if I add one more shirt I may or may not wear.
7. Another pair of shoes.
My shoe rack may also collapse if one more pair is added to that too.
8. Alcohol.
After finals week, I really deserve this under the tree, Santa.
9. Justin Bieber.
My Christmas dream is to find him under the tree but that is now unrealistic. Thanks a lot, Selena.
10. A box of puppies.
Sorry, Biebs. Puppies > Bieber.
11. My dignity.
Thanks to this semester...RIP.
12. All the money I spent going out.
It really makes me emotional thinking about all the money I spent on bad beer.
13. A 4.0 GPA.
HA. Santa isn't a miracle worker.
14. Unlimited hours to watch Netflix.
What is a priority?
15. To be able to fit into my jeans from two years ago.
Maybe the more realistic option would be for Santa to give me a gym membership...
16. To eat pizza whenever I damn please.
Or should I say "To eat pizza and not get fat whenever I damn please."
17. For my family to not ask my about my future at Christmas dinner.
Stop reminding me how unprepared I am.
18. Motivation to get out of bed in the morning.
This one is definitely something that I won't be getting.
19. To know what I want to do with my life.
Can I have a blueprint of my what to do after graduation under my stocking?
20. That college would last forever.
Because the real world scares the life out of me