If you're anything like me, you adore both "New Girl" and being raised in a Christian environment. My faith has always been important to me, and I love a laugh. So, here is 19 things that happen when you are a minister's child, as told by Winston Bishop.
1. Growing up, you always had to pray before eating.
It's easily forgotten as a child, but now you always remember no matter what.
2. When it comes to zodiac signs, the struggle with temptation is so real.
Only God can tell you your future.
3. Trying to find a boyfriend/girlfriend can be a challenge.
This one mainly goes out to all the girls struggling to find a boy that will be approved by your father.
4. When everyone around you is doing things you can't even imagine doing.
This is the moment you think, "Maybe I am as innocent as everyone says."
5. Speaking of being "innocent," this is your go-to response to prove you're not-so-innocent.
...Even though you are still SUPER innocent.
6. When you get invited to an event that takes place during your weekly Jesus meeting.
Church is an especially important time you can't miss otherwise you'll be in trouble with your parents.
7. When you are asked why you're so positive or why are you a Christian.
"This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine."
8. Talking about how Jesus' blood saved your soul.
..My rock, my deliver, etc.
10. Getting involved in children's church be like..
It's always a fun Sunday morning from the snacks to the toys.
11. When Satan's attacking you.
Not TODAY.
12. When no one understands your struggle, but you know this because you're a child of the King.
At least God understands.
13. Getting your worship on.
Now is the time to praise da LORD!
15. Getting ready for church.
You gotta look the best when your the minister's kid.
16. Explaining the creation story.
"And on the seventh day He rested."
17. When your dad makes a great point during his sermon.
"Amen, dad!"
18. Your response to alcohol..
In the words of my father, "Alcohol makes you do stupid things."
19. When someone requests prayer, and you try to encourage them.
I'm not sure what to say, but you've got Jesus!