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18 Things That Are More Orange Than Donald Trump

I guess orange is the new black.

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18 Things That Are More Orange Than Donald Trump
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President Trump has a habit of getting a spray tan on a pretty regular basis. Although it may seem like he is the most orange thing ever seen, that is not the case. I have compiled a list of things that are more orange than Donald J. Trump.

1. An Orange

I hear that orange is the new black. Orange you glad?

2. Tangerine

The cousin of an orange. Why is it called a tangerine when it isn't tan, to begin with?

3. Clementine

Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my DAARR... You're such a cutie. But not as cute as Ivanka.

4. Carrot

Rabbit food that can improve your vision. The veggie, not the size of your diamonds.

5. Oompa Loompa

Willy Wonka for Vice President. "Oompa Loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you will listen to me!"

6. Orange Soda

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! I'm sure it tastes good with Mexican food!

7. Cheetos

Crunchy, cheesy, deliciousness...what's not to love? Its mascot is even oranger than Trump!

8. Cheddar Cheese

As cheesy as it sounds, let's make America grate again!

9. Traffic Cone

Would make the perfect hat, albeit shaped like a dunce cap.

10. Philadelphia Flyers Jersey

I wonder if he would make the team. Can he move like Jagr? (Back when he was on the roster).

11. Annoying Orange


It's hard to tell which one is more annoying. They're so similar they're probably colluding with one another.

12. Tony the Tiger


I have so much respect for all employees of the government. They'rrre GREAT!

13. Tigger

His best friends are a pig, a rabbit, and a bear that loves honey. That's too much diversity.

14. Garfield

The cat loves *authentic* lasagna. Straight from the fridge!

15. Pumpkin

It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! ..Oh wait, it's just Trump!

16. Ernie

Rubber ducky, you're the one. I think I'll collude with you too.

17. Nemo


A clown fish who lives in sea anemone. Don't worry, he loses his way sometimes too! But, he got found.

18. Fire

A word he knows all too well. Bring on the fury or you will be fired!

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