President Trump has a habit of getting a spray tan on a pretty regular basis. Although it may seem like he is the most orange thing ever seen, that is not the case. I have compiled a list of things that are more orange than Donald J. Trump.
1. An Orange
I hear that orange is the new black. Orange you glad?
2. Tangerine
The cousin of an orange. Why is it called a tangerine when it isn't tan, to begin with?
3. Clementine
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my DAARR... You're such a cutie. But not as cute as Ivanka.
4. Carrot
Rabbit food that can improve your vision. The veggie, not the size of your diamonds.
5. Oompa Loompa
Willy Wonka for Vice President. "Oompa Loompa
6. Orange Soda
Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! I'm sure it tastes good with Mexican food!
7. Cheetos
Crunchy, cheesy,
8. Cheddar Cheese
As cheesy as it sounds, let's make America grate again!
9. Traffic Cone
Would make the perfect hat, albeit shaped like a dunce cap.
10. Philadelphia Flyers Jersey
I wonder if he would make the team. Can he move like Jagr? (Back when he was on the roster).
11. Annoying Orange
It's hard to tell which one is more annoying. They're so similar they're probably colluding with one another.
12. Tony the Tiger
I have so much respect for all employees of the government.
13. Tigger
His best friends are a pig, a rabbit, and a bear that loves honey. That's too much diversity.
14. Garfield
The cat loves *authentic* lasagna. Straight from the fridge!
15. Pumpkin
It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! ..Oh wait, it's just Trump!
16. Ernie
Rubber ducky, you're the one. I think I'll collude with you too.
17. Nemo
A clown fish who lives in
18. Fire
A word he knows all too well. Bring on the fury or you will be fired!
