1. It is the only thing that you WANT to wake up to in the morning.
2. And you don’t want to imagine your days without it.
3. You try to be independent, but there’s no need when you can trust coffee to help get you through the day.
4. And yes, you are probably too dependent on coffee.
5. It perks you up and always brightens your mood.
6. With coffee, you feel invincible.
7. You gladly use it and it lets you do so.
8. No matter how bad you treat it with sugar and cream, it always forgives you.
9. You can take it in at any point during the day, not just in the mornings.
10. And let’s be real, it is the only thing keeping you up all-night long.
11. You love it in whatever style and shape it chooses to take on: latté, espresso shot, regular cup of joe, and so on.
12. I mean no matter how it looks, one sip can make you feel warm on the inside (even cold coffee gives you that warm feeling).
13. You can’t get enough of it!
14. And people are concerned for you at times because of your obsession with coffee.
15. But as they fool around with tea and factory-made energy drinks, you have never been disappointed with your long-time companion. They obviously also sip on the HATERade from time to time, and you shouldn’t bother with haters.
16. Your Starbucks Gold Card is practically a marriage license.
17. And you can never imagine straying from this commitment.
18. Not a moment passes where you are not thinking about your other half, the reason that you are up in the morning.
19. Let’s face it: people come and go, but coffee will always be there for you.