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19 Places To Move If Trump Is Elected President

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One of Donald Trump's most popular policies is "The Wall." This supposed wall would stand on the border between The United States and Mexico. It is supposed to prevent immigration, but if Donald Trump really becomes president, he is going to have to deal with more emigration than immigration. *cue the sick burn music*

1. Genovia

Princess Mia isn't the only one who can live in Genovia. Wouldn't you prefer Julie Andrews or Anne Hathaway as your queen as opposed to Donnie The Don Don Trump? I totally would. Anyway, there are mattress slides all throughout the country, they have delicious pears, and Chris Pine lives there.

2. Under the Sea

*cue music from The Little Mermaid*

"Down here all the fish are happy
As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain’t happy
They're sad 'cause they're in a bowl"

Don't be a sad fish in a bowl, be a happy crustacean 'unda da sea!'

3. Neverland

If Trump doesn't have to grow up, neither do you.

4. Narnia

I wish I could escape Trump just by walking through my wardrobe...

(We all want to go back. It's okay, we understand).

5. Cuba

Cast your cares on Fidel Castro. Walk down the sandy shores, eat some tasty tropical fruits, and celebrate communism.

6. Camelot

Thou dost deserveth more from a King than the evil Drumpf. Perchance thou couldst joineth King Arthur and his loyal knights of the round table. Thou Only Liveth Once. Maketh that life counteth!

7. East High

We're all in this together. Go your own way. Get your head in the game. Break free from Donald Trump and bop all the way to the top (aka East High). The East High Wildcats could be the start of something new for you. If Troy and Gabriella can break the status quo, you can escape Trump!

8. Pawnee, Indiana

Leslie Knope is a politician that you can believe in! Her efforts with the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department put Trump's campaign to shame. Treat yo self, move to Pawnee!

9. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Should we compare Donald Trump and Lord Voldemort? Maybe not - one is considerably smarter than the other.

10. Whoville

The Whos down in Whoville hate Donald a lot. The Muricans in Murica, however, do not. Americans love Donald, the whole Donald season. Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

11. Oz

Maybe the Wizard can give Trump a brain, a heart, and some courage!

12. Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom, we pledge our hearts to you! As faithful, as deep, as true, as blue! Bikini Bottom we love you!

We should take Donald Trump and push him far away. Like, to Canada.

13. Forks, Washington

Still a better love story than Donald Trump.

14. Mars

To be fair, you would die. But fortunately, you would be far, far, FAR away from Trump and all his Trumpy Trump Trumpiness.

15. Paradise Falls

You know that Trump definitely didn't cry after watching Up because he is just that heartless.

16. Tatooine

Unless Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt? Huh. Just some food for thought.

17. District 12

Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, 'cuz they reaping everyone out there. #MayBeTheOddsBeEverInYourFavor

18. Hell

You think I'm kidding but I'm really not.

19. Literally Anywhere Else

Good luck Americans. We really need it.

Or instead of moving to all of these different places, we could vote for a reasonable human being? Just an idea. Vote responsibly.

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19 Places To Move If Trump Is Elected President

Oh, the places you'll go!

1. Genovia

2. Under the Sea

3. Neverland

4. Narnia

6. Camelot

7. East High

8. Pawnee, Indiana

9. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

10. Whoville

11. Oz

12. Bikini Bottom

13. Forks, Washington

14. Mars

15. Paradise Falls

16. Tatooine

17. District 12

18. Hell

19. Literally Anywhere Else

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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