19 Holiday Season Moments As Told by "Bob’s Burgers"
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19 Holiday Season Moments As Told by "Bob’s Burgers"

Let's see how many you experience this year!

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19 Holiday Season Moments As Told by "Bob’s Burgers"
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Hello everyone! It's that time of year again where we bundle up, drink hot coco, and sing Christmas carols. This season definitely has its ups and downs, and the Belchers are here to explain nineteen holiday moments you may have.

1. Making your last minute Christmas wish list

A puppy. Every. Single. Year.



2. When someone suggests you’ve had too much to drink at the Christmas party

Is it really Christmas if you don't make yourself sick on the egg nog?


3. When coworkers think the Office Christmas Party is a great time to make a move

Seriously. It hasn't worked eleven months out of the year. It won't work in December.


4. When it’s already December and you haven’t found a winter cuddle buddy

Once again, a puppy would help solve this dilemma every year.


5. Hearing “All I Want for Christmas is You” on the radio

This is the best Christmas song, don't fight me on this.


6. Decorating the Christmas tree

Can we agree that each family thinks they have the best tree?


7. Desperately trying to stay warm

Excuse me while I hop around in circles to get the blood flowing.


8. That feeling when you get exactly what you asked for

*cough* a puppy


9. When you spy a cutie under the mistletoe

That ugly Christmas sweater just looks dashing on you.


10. When you finally have your own money to buy presents

Is this adulting?


11. When you try to spice up the homemade present you made someone

It's not a toilet paper tube...it's a telescope I made!


12. When your sibling tattles and you worry you might be put on the naughty list

It's too close to Christmas to be playing these games. I need Santa to love me.


13. Thinking about all the exercises you have to do to get your body back

So many squats and lunges....


14. When you have no clue what to buy your significant other

Suddenly you've forgotten everything they like.


15. When Aunt Millicent gives you socks….again

Why do relatives keep doing this? Seriously.


16. It wouldn’t hurt to try the “sticking your tongue to the pole” thing just once, right?

The answer is yes. Yes it would hurt.


17. When it’s your year to put the star on the tree

That basically makes you the MVP of Christmas.


18. When Clarence finally gets his wings in "It's a Wonderful Life"

Every time a bell rings and angel gets his wings.


19. Letting loose and enjoying a much needed break

Sleep for three days straight.

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