19 Best #TrumpBackToSchoolTips Tweets
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19 Best #TrumpBackToSchoolTips Tweets

Remember this advice when heading back to school this fall.

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19 Best #TrumpBackToSchoolTips Tweets
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It's that time of year again, folks! Fall is coming back around and that means school is back in session! While all of us usually dread the thought of going back to classes in the fall, we can rest easy knowing we have the best advice to start the school year, and from none other than the likes of the POTUS himself. The Internet is a wonderful place and provides us with the juiciest trending hashtags. Thank God we stumbled upon this one. Without further ado, here are the 19 best #TrumpBackToSchoolTips.

1. You've gotta have quality writing utensils.

C'mon, everyone knows you can't ever tell someone else you're #2. Why would you let your pencil do it for you?

2. The Hillary Clap-back.

Of course, there had to be a joke about Hillary in there somewhere. It's in true Trump fashion to do so.

3. Pick your schools like you pick your wives.

Man, that one was harsh.

4. ALWAYS win the school spelling bee.

If you sing c-o-v-f-e-f-e like that Gwen Stefani song when she spells bananas, you're bound to get it right every time.

5. Do not trust the media. Or anyone. Just don't trust anyone.

Your textbooks are lying to you.

6. Use not trusting anyone to your advantage.

Your teachers may be confused, but hey, you just got yourself out of an exam.

7. Take other kids' lunch money.

Make school lunches great again! We're gonna have a buffet and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it!

8. Always get your way, no matter what.

A little harsh part 2, but still hilarious.

9. We don't really need science.

Science is just a conspiracy to make China richer than us. You can totally stare into the sun and not burn your retinas out of your head.

10. Come up with really good excuses when you slack off.

Totally believable, right?

11. Poke fun at your friends when they mess up.

"Na na na boo boo, stick your head in doo doo!"

12. If there's a line, you must always be in the front.

So, being president is like being line leader all the time for the whole country? Sweet! I wanna do that!

13. Exercise your right to a dictionary.

They say that the pen is mightier than the sword, but in this case, the dictionary is mightier than the weapons. Just learn how to spell, okay?

14. Reverse psychology is your best friend.

Start off sub par so later it looks like you've improved immensely!

15. Make sure to listen in history.

So, uh, the allies who liberated Nazi concentration camps were bad? Alrighty then...

16. Cherish your friends.

Important relationships will be made.

17. When times get tough, take lots of vacations.

School can get hard, but don't worry, you can just pardon yourself when you get detention for missing too many days.

18. Don't forget important equipment.

I can see the numbers, you can see the numbers, everyone can see the numbers.

19. Make lasting relationships while you're there.

Begin your clique early.

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