If you commute in any sense, whether it is to work, school or wherever-- you have probably seen at least half of these drivers.
1. The One Who isn't Paying Attention.
You probably have to beep at them not once, but 3 times, might even need to lean on that horn.
2. The One Who has their Blinker on but doesn't Plan on Turning
Why do you do this? Don't you hear that it's on?? I know you do, don't even lie to yourself.
3. The One Who turns without a Blinker
Thanks to you, you've almost been hit by me. Do me a favor and slow down with your blinker on like everyone else.
4.The Obvious Texter
Clearly we can see you not paying attention and looking at your lap... please put your phone away before you hit someone.
5. The Leaner
They physically can not stay in the middle, and that car just feels too close to you.
6. The Full on Swerver
Maybe they are drunk, maybe they just suck at driving... Either way, you're getting the hell away from them.
7. The One Having the Jamsesh in their car.
Guilty.
8. The One Who Needs that Fast Food more than Life
Don't get me wrong, you do you boo-- just please don't aggressively cut me off for some chicken tenders.
9. The One Who Brakes for No Apparent Reason
Hey buddy, are you seeing things are something? Do you know how this driving thing works?
10. The one holding up all the traffic (especially during rush hours)
What. Are. You. Doing. Please stop it.
11. The Sunday strollers... Even if it isn't Sunday
Apparently they have no where important to be, but I mean the rest of the world just might.
12. The Masshole
Yep, this person has probably swerved in and out of lanes to get around you. They are unstoppable and you probably don't want to mess with these defensive drivers.
13. The Swearer
This typically happens when the person doesn't get their way and to them, it is the end of the world. Oh, I took your parking spot? So sorry I didn't know that was equivalent to murdering your first born child. Also, see "The Masshole"
14. The Decorator
I get a nice bumper sticker can be cool or whatever, maybe even a parking pass because that is at least necessary. But why must you cover the back of your car with every aspect of your life? Our cars just met and this is going too fast.
15. The Proud License
This person has probably purchased a custom license plate or saying. They also may have inspection stickers in every corner.
16. The Need for Speed
This person probably is always in the fast lane whether it is on the highway or a dead end. They also probably have a fancy or flashy car that has as much power as a stampede of horses.
17. The Hesitant Pusher
These people have probably tried to cut you off or push their way over.. But won't actually do it, like just do it man or I will.
18. The Person Who Doesn't Know the Phrase "right of way"
They don't care about order, they just care that they stopped and now they go.