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18 Steps To Graduate College

The steps taken in order to get that diploma.

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18 Steps To Graduate College

1. Caffeine

Just put it in my vein, I don't have time for anything less.

2. Exhaustion

Running on 3 weeks of bullshit and overflowing assignments.

3. Anxiety-Riddled Thoughts Of Failure

What if we don't make it? oh gawd... what if I just don't do the things and end up on Dort Highway (It's a Michigan thing).

4. Showers (Maybe)

*sniffs skin* ... do I have time for this? (The answer is usually yes for procrastination purposes).

5. Social Gatherings

I totally have 800 things to do... oh? You're going to the movies/a party/out to eat... K, on my way.

6. Discussion Boards From Hell

DOES ANYONE HAVE A DAMN CLUE WHAT'S HAPPENING?

7. Take-Home Exams

Sweet little morsels of online correct answers (Don't fail me now, Google).

8. Group Projects (But Let's Be Real, You're Doing It All)

No one does their allotted share and it's fucking annoying.

9. More Anxiety-Riddled Thoughts Of Failure

Oh, gawd... I'm going to let myself down.

10. Accidental Nap

What year is it? Have a slept through to the new millennium?

11. SO Much Studying

MUST INGEST MORE KNOWLEDGE... MUST LEARN EVERYTHING.

12. Extra Caffeine

*5 double espresso shots, 2 RedBulls, 1 green monster, and a pot of coffee later*

13. Sobbing

Someone kill me, I can't do this.

14. Seriously... Do We Even Sleep?

(this is where we start having episodes of extreme crazy).

15. Eating Like Crap

*Eats another 3 bowls of ramen.

16. Endless Slow Death

Accepting your fate of failure and destruction.

17. More Sobbing

So overwhelmed, you can not even.

18. Eventual Success

FINALLY, THE DIPLOMA!


In all seriousness, graduating College has a lot to do with dedication and your ability to achieve on your own time. Do not feel pressured to fit someone else's timeline, it's your future, not theirs. You can do it!

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