With the recent dropping of both Ted Cruz and John Kasich, it has left only one prospect for the Republican presidential nomination: Donald Trump. This misogynistic, racist, and downright rude human being could very well be the next President of the United States. If you could not feel the dismay and agitation radiating from your computer screen, then please read about the 17 things that I would rather endure than Trump as president.
1) 8:00 a.m. classes every Friday for the whole semester
2) Doing the Paleo Diet for the rest of my life
3) Having no summer break
4) A worldwide avocado shortage
5) Being Taylor Swift’s best friend and listening to her whine day in and day out
6) Never being able to wear black again
7) Walking to class in flip flops for all of winter
8) Beyoncé never producing another album
9) Replacing my corn flakes with wood chips for breakfast
10) The Kayla Itsines Bikini Body Workout
11) Missing the last 10 minutes of "Scandal"
12) Not being able to mute group chats
13.) Listening to Justin Bieber’s "Baby" for five years straight
14) My parents calling me on every Saturday at 11:00 p.m.
15) Good Time Charley's going out of business
16) Kim and Kanye breaking up
17) Only being able to drive 15 mph on the highway
18) Going back to the regressive views of America’s past where one’s worth is judged based on sex, skin color, or affluence
Wait, that last one's more Trump’s style than mine.