A new first family calls for endless amounts of new fake news articles, hilarious tweets, and a lot of wondering.
What is Trump going to ban next? What is Trump thinking about right now? Who even is Donald Trump, anyway? Wait, that man is our president? How could anyone ever let this happen? Is he crazy, or is that just me thinking that? No, he really is crazy.
Wondering is all we have left to do at this point in time, while Trump sets America to flames.
Ever wonder what The White House looks on the inside each time the new family moves in? Well, with Trump as president, here's what you might find:
1. Self Tanner
3. Baby gloves
4. A wig room
5. A wall
6. An elephant
7. A clown
8. A "Politics for Dummies" book
9. A masseuse
10. A comb
11. Hair dye
12. A personal Tweeter
14. A "Burn Book"
You know, just in case he has to file for bankruptcy yet again? I mean surely we wouldn't want that because he's supposed to be "making America great again," but you've always gotta have a backup plan.