16 Things You Might Find In The White House Now That Trump Is President

16 Things You Might Find In The White House Now That Trump Is President

8. A "Politics for Dummies" book.

A new first family calls for endless amounts of new fake news articles, hilarious tweets, and a lot of wondering.

What is Trump going to ban next? What is Trump thinking about right now? Who even is Donald Trump, anyway? Wait, that man is our president? How could anyone ever let this happen? Is he crazy, or is that just me thinking that? No, he really is crazy.

Wondering is all we have left to do at this point in time, while Trump sets America to flames.

Ever wonder what The White House looks on the inside each time the new family moves in? Well, with Trump as president, here's what you might find:

1. Self Tanner

That glow doesn't come naturally. Heck, he probably has it in every room in the house. Apply once a day, or twice...or maybe three times.

2. Mirrors

A man full of vain, what else would you expect?

3. Baby gloves

Small hands call for certain measures.

4. A wig room

Hair has always gotta look fresh, he can't be running around partially or fully bald, now can he?

5. A wall

He's gotta build it somewhere, right?

6. An elephant

We don't really need to speak of the elephant in the room, but as long as we're here.

7. A clown

His clownish actions don't just spew from personality, right? His training has to come from somewhere, I'd assume.

8. A "Politics for Dummies" book

Ohhhh, so that's how you President. - Trump after reading a few chapters.

9. A masseuse

What better way to relax an angry and stressed face than with your own personal masseuse? I can only hope he doesn't have one, but you'd never know.

10. A comb

That toupee sure doesn't groom itself, something has got to do it.

11. Hair dye

Or should I say bleach?

12. A personal Tweeter

For the tweets that reign in vain for the man of the hour.

13. Men

Because God forbid, a woman would work in The White House.

14. A "Burn Book"

Since not all things can be said aloud or tweeted, the secrets and envy have to be put somewhere.

15. The number for his bank on speed dial

You know, just in case he has to file for bankruptcy yet again? I mean surely we wouldn't want that because he's supposed to be "making America great again," but you've always gotta have a backup plan.

16. Probably not Melania

When you're in it for the money and fame (aka the sugar-daddy) but get stuck being the First Lady of The United States...yikes.

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I'm The Girl Who'd Rather Raise A Family Than A Feminist Protest Sign

You raise your protest picket signs and I’ll raise my white picket fence.

Social Media feeds are constantly filled with quotes on women's rights, protests with mobs of women, and an array of cleverly worded picket signs.

Good for them, standing up for their beliefs and opinions. Will I be joining my tight-knit family of the same gender?

Nope, no thank you.

Don't get me wrong, I am not going to be oblivious to my history and the advancements that women have fought to achieve. I am aware that the strides made by many women before me have provided us with voting rights, a voice, equality, and equal pay in the workforce.

SEE ALSO: To The Girl Who Would Rather Raise A Family Than A Feminist Protest Sign

For that, I am deeply thankful. But at this day in age, I know more female managers in the workforce than male. I know more women in business than men. I know more female students in STEM programs than male students. So what’s with all the hype? We are girl bosses, we can run the world, we don’t need to fight the system anymore.

Please stop.

Because it is insulting to the rest of us girls who are okay with being homemakers, wives, or stay-at-home moms. It's dividing our sisterhood, and it needs to stop.

All these protests and strong statements make us feel like now we HAVE to obtain a power position in our career. It's our rightful duty to our sisters. And if we do not, we are a disappointment to the gender and it makes us look weak.

Weak to the point where I feel ashamed to say to a friend “I want to be a stay at home mom someday.” Then have them look at me like I must have been brain-washed by a man because that can be the only explanation. I'm tired of feeling belittled for being a traditionalist.


Because why should I feel bad for wanting to create a comfortable home for my future family, cooking for my husband, being a soccer mom, keeping my house tidy? Because honestly, I cannot wait.

I will have no problem taking my future husband’s last name, and following his lead.

The Bible appoints men to be the head of a family, and for wives to submit to their husbands. (This can be interpreted in so many ways, so don't get your panties in a bunch at the word “submit”). God specifically made women to be gentle and caring, and we should not be afraid to embrace that. God created men to be leaders with the strength to carry the weight of a family.

However, in no way does this mean that the roles cannot be flipped. If you want to take on the responsibility, by all means, you go girl. But for me personally? I'm sensitive, I cry during horror movies, I'm afraid of basements and dark rooms. I, in no way, am strong enough to take on the tasks that men have been appointed to. And I'm okay with that.

So please, let me look forward to baking cookies for bake sales and driving a mom car.

And I'll support you in your endeavors and climb to the top of the corporate ladder. It doesn't matter what side you are on as long as we support each other, because we all need some girl power.

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