1. When Starbucks takes over 3 minutes to make your order:
2. When your friend is being lazy but you want to go to the gym with her.
3. When that b*tch you don’t like is complaining about how hard her life is and how nothing seems to be going her way.
4. When someone suggests they could do anything better than you can.
5. When someone subtweets you.
6. When you’re given homework in a class in which you just took an exam.
7. When you watch an ex-flame start talking to someone new.
8. When your parents call you and want to know how everything is going.
9. When someone for a group project suggests something thoughtlessly.
10. When your friend is taking forever to text you back.
11. When you and your squad roll into a party and look on point.
12. When you question why anyone would ever think it's okay to wear that out.
13. When there's trashy PDA on the quad.
14. When people are LARPing in public.
15. When you win an argument by a landslide.
16. When you do just about anything.