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16 Times The Kardashian/Jenner Family Summed Up A Typical Night Out

"There's a lot of baggage when it comes to my family, but it's like, Louis Vuitton baggage." — Kim Kardashian

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16 Times The Kardashian/Jenner Family Summed Up A Typical Night Out

The most unrelatable, yet fan-favorite family in America is constantly posting Instagram pictures or Snapchats of their lavish girls' nights out. Their typical random trips to Vegas filled with bottle service and professional photos are quite a stretch from what we common folk are used to (i.e. trying to get the bartender's attention and taking selfies). Despite their luxurious lifestyle, the Kardashian/Jenner family still knows how to capture how we feel from the beginning of the night (struggling to choose the perfect outfit) to the end of the night (struggling to make it home without stopping for a burrito).

1. When you're getting ready with your roommate:


You look FIERCE. *Make a mental note to look in roommate's closet first to save you 30 minutes of realizing you need a new wardrobe.*

2. When your favorite song plays at the pre-game:

You'll arguably have a better time at the pre-game than the bar because you can be the true dancing queen that you are without embarrassing yourself in front of a crowd.

3. When you're getting the troops together to head to the first bar:

Nothing can go wrong on a girls' night out, right? (Wrong.)

4. When your ex-boyfriend walks into the bar with his new BAE:

You have officially made it your mission to look like you are having more fun than them. With your girlfriends by your side, you have all made the decision to black out.

5. When you decide to post a picture to Instagram:

You will probably end up deleting it and reposting it because it didn't get enough likes at 12:45 a.m.

6. When you see your crush from class:

You'll make small talk and try to flirt with him and then instantly regret it when he doesn't say hi to you in class on Monday.

7. When your friend buys you a shot of tequila:

You're already way too many mixed drinks and shots deep. You only have two thoughts: "How can I get out of taking this?" and "When is last call?"

8. When you run into the creepy guy you turned down last weekend:

Just when you thought you were in the clear, there he is. What clever excuse can you come up with this time?

9. When you make a new BFF in the girls bathroom:

Once you leave the bathroom, the two of you are back to being strangers, and it's nothing but awkward waves and smiles.

10. When your friends leave you so they can meet up with their boyfriends:

Ugh. Time to go to a new bar and pray you run into some other friends.

11. When you realize you are too drunk to be in public:

You. Are. Hammered. Whatever you do, don't even think about sending a drunk text.

12. When the girl who has a problem with you bumps into you at the bar:

*Side eye glare*

13. When it's finally last call:

You're already dreaming about big t-shirts, no pants and your fan on full blast.

14. When you order drunk food:

YOLO!

15. When you come home and your roommate is still awake:

Before going to bed, you give each other a quick recap of the night while watching an episode of "Dance Moms."

16. When you wake up with the world's worst hangover:

Why do bad things happen to good people?

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