Honestly, there is absolutely nothing like college game day at Auburn University. However, there are some universal truths that all girls know to be true on these wonderful Saturdays.
1. "There is more sweat than makeup on my face, and I have only been tailgating for 20 minutes.
Girls just wanna enjoy makeup while also enjoying pregame festivities, ya feel?
2. "Is my orange top a burnt orange? Are people judging me for my shade of orange?"
Let's be honest, we are all insecure if our colors are true Auburn colors.
3. "To be honest, the blisters from these wedges are probably bigger than our defense."
Who had the grand idea that girls should wear heels on game day?
4. "WAR EAGLE!!!!!!"
I mean the game hasn't started, but there is so much pride that I feel like I am overflowing Auburn.
5. "Who looks nice enough take a picture of my friends and me?"
Come on, people are intimidating.
6. "So. Much. Sweat."
No explanation needed.
7. "What a lovely day to be in Auburn and not Tuscaloosa."
There is no way that people love Alabama as much as we love Auburn. No way.
8. "The arm workout that I am getting from this shaker should last me about a week."
And I am not complaining.
9. "I wonder if anyone can see me crying while the eagle flies?"
It's beautiful. It's tradition. It's moving.
10. "Hey Gus, wyd??????"
I mean sometimes you have to question.
11. "Daniel Carlson for president!!!!!!!!!"
I think all Auburn fans have quite a deep appreciation for Daniel.
12. "Football may get better or get worse, but at least the band is consistent."
I mean, come on, the band is amazing.
13. "Can you die from sweating too much?"
Solid inquiries to be curious about.
14. "Can you die from having too much school pride?"
Again, solid inquiries to be curious about.
15. "Downtown Auburn looks way more beautiful with the Oaks draped in toilet paper."
The only "roll" I ever want to have in my game day.
16. "I believe in Auburn and love it."
George Petrie said it best himself.